As the ** Ghost Emperor** of Arrakis, I would be pleased to sell the Cabal some of my highly prized Spice melange. With it, you can travel throught the known galaxy without thinking machines!
Mwwhahahahahhahahahhahaha…seeing as I wasn’t included in the Cabal.
Sir, Rossarian reporting. As the Rather Low-Level Doper in Charge of Intelligence Gathering and Selecting Which Movie We Watch on Movie Night, I thought I would point out that there is a second time cube theorist who is building his own force of Time Cube believers. I believe he too is a threat to Overlord Master Cecil, and since we are already employing Hot, Firey, Instantaneous, Strategic Nuclear Death on people, we may as well get him too. Can’t be too careful with these Time Cube people.
Good work, Rossarian. I promote you to Commander in Chief of Blip Watching on Big War Room Screens. Make sure there aren’t any more of these threats out there. And quit saluting me. . . It makes me a target.
Overlord Master Cecil, Honorable Ed Zotti, and good People of this Cabal, in the spirit of top ten lists and funny names for people we believe spread ignorance instead of smiting it, I hereby propose the following:
Seeing as how this knucklehead and this putz seem to be suspiciously similar in their theories, right down to the wallpaper!! I submit to you that we consider the latter a sock! Furthermore, because of their rediculous nature and infatuation with cubes, I dare say that they are declaredsquares!!
Good People, yours is policy to make. I will simply ask Simetra and Rossarian to push the buttons to implement the policy of Hot, Firey, Instantaneous, Strategic Nuclear Death upon the enemies of this state.
Thank you, and good day . . .
Tripler
Rome may have been built in a day, but I could have toasted in in a millisecond.
I’m loved by a major personality on the SDMB? I never thought it possible! I am a swell guy aren’t I? Except I made two really rude posts today and I’ve been feeling guilty all day about them.
We knew each other before the SDMB? I don’t remember that… I must have been hit by a memory steal microwave ray! Bummer.
I hereby appoint Zebra as Minister of Vague Threats that will Never be Carried Out. Take care of those microwave ray bastards for me would ya? They stole my memories of Jarbabyj!
Sure, sure, sure. You go ahead and sit there, thinking that you are the force behind the throne. Little does anyone know, except of course Cecil, that the real power is wielded by us #straightdopers. Our shadow shadow government will eventually win out, simply because we operate in real time!
Well it’s about time I got some hot Asian action, even if it is just economical! I mean, really!
(Oh, and, uh, I’d have had that report on your desk, but, um, I got, uh, distracted by, um, my new assistant, so I kicked him out the next morn… I mean, I fired him. Can I hire Doobieous instead? And make sure to put matt_mcl in charge of Canada, m’kay? He deserves it after his failed coup.)
Blackclaw, don’t you dispell ignorance on the chemtrail message board at contrailconnection.com? I thought that was you. I was known as “Big City Skeptic” there, and was thoroughly trashed by the believers.
I’m sorry that I left people out. Perhaps a second installment will come to me. The One World Government Episode Two: Attack of The Clones.
Ah geeze, it’s true! Though you were far smarter than I, I actually continued to hang around in the foolish belief that at some point logic would penetrate their thick skulls. But I’ve learned my lesson, logic has no affect on the stupid nor the insane.
Nothing to do now but hire a skywriter to draw x’s over all their houses…
