Cool - perhaps we can star in each others untellable stories. Well, with a goat and stuff.
Yeah, you’re probably right. Witness my breakup with the virgin one of the other sex threads.
Nope. I’m an open book for many reasons. It’s hard for me to keep my own secrets somehow, though I’m good at keeping those of other people. Besides, I come off as rather innocent, so letting people know that I’m really not can be fun.
Ha!
When I think of all the things I’ve been frank about, I’d hate to think of something that would qualify as untellable.
Hell, the other day I told her about the time I had sex with a co-worker’s ugly (but enthusiastic) wife because it was a condition of having sex with her geek-hot seventeen-year-old friend, about twenty minutes later.
I don’t have anything in my past that I would be afraid to share with my wife (if she were interested, which she isn’t).
There are fantasies, however, that I would never speak out loud! 
Wait. You are supposed to wait a week after her period stops before having sex? Every month? And she has to take some sort of special bath first? And I thought the dietary laws were bad. Are you allowed to have sex during the period? Because for a lot of women, that would cut out half the month!
Sweet! Any experience being a pirate?
Okay, my roommate and I were bored, horny, and sans boyfriends. We meandered over to our friends’ place–they were gay but we were hoping to convert a couple of them, at least temporarily. That didn’t happen.
Instead they decided we needed to know a few tricks. We all stripped–at this point, two heterosexual (more or less) females and four totally homosexual males–who were friends but not typically lovers–and the guys proceeded to do a hands-on, er, make that lips-on demonstration, including their favorite tricks and variations. It was . . . really out of the ordinary.
So. This was more than 30 years ago and it’s not that I’ve never told anyone, but I never told my husband. Once when this ex-roomie was visiting us she made an oblique reference to the experience, but of course he didn’t pick it up. And the guys were right, that stuff did come in handy.
Once my husband said to me, “Where did you learn this stuff, anyway?” Then he added rather quickly, “That was a rhetorical question. Maybe I don’t want to know.”
Probably not.
I think I am in love with you .
My wife has always said she wants a gay male friend. I always thought it was to go shopping with him!
Yes, my gay male friends have given me some pointers in the past. The really weird thing was when my husband said “Did K*** show you that?”
:eek:
I was very reluctant to tell the then-future Mr. Neville just how sexually inexperienced I was when we started dating.
Yes. It’s generally Orthodox Jews who do this.
No, if you observe niddah, you are not allowed to have sex during the woman’s period. I’m Conservative, and don’t observe niddah, but I have to admit that the idea of having sex during my period squicks me out.
I am not all to enthusiastic about it either, but my wife sure enjoys it. Perhaps we could convert, and cut down on the laundry cleaning expenses for our sheets.
What can I say? I have a husband and a nephew on this board!
From the above site:
Wow. I could never be Jewish. 
Renee:
Indeed it does (and worse! Can’t even touch one another!). But that’s just the sort of thing one does when one believes in a religion, same as not eating pork. And it certainly has real-world value as well…it constantly renews the excitement and anticipation for intimacy.
Of course, there’s a great way around this…make sure she’s pregnant as often as possible! (Of course, when the baby’s born, you have to wait even longer than usual for the wife to stop bleeding, but it’s a small price to pay for nine months uninterrupted.)
There are very few things that Jayjay doesn’t know about. Heck some of the things make him squeel “kittens, kittens, sweet fluffy kittens”.
Okay I will admit to the S&M stuff. I like a little “butter brickle” along with vanilla sex…
Group sex? check! That happened with my first time.
Sex with the opposite sex? Third base. I was young, uncertain, and experimenting. Most gay guys go through similar experiences before finding themselves. I do find most of the women in my life very attractive and cuddly. Men too! 
I thought I heard it all. Enlighten me please.
Arrrrr, Matey!
Butter brickle is an ice cream flavor. I think he was referring to the fact that he likes more exotic “flavors” as sex in addition to vanilla.
I am sure he will be along soon to correct me and inform me of some new use for butter brickle.