My other thought was to match up ColdFire and Silver Fire. It wouldn’t change anything, but at least you’d get…
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I want to marry Rosebud so I can be RedRosebud
If Persephone married Tommy the Cat you’d have a PerseCat.
An oldie but a goodie …
If Heidi Fleiss married Don Ho she’d be Heidi Ho.
If I married thinksnow, I’d be Annie Xmas-snow. Ho! Ho! Ho!