If you go to Z'ha'dum, bring me back a t-shirt.

So, I was watching an episode of “Babylon 5”, and was reminded of the ominous warning “If you go to Z’ha’dum, you will die.” I thought to myself, “If you go to Z’ha’dum, bring me back a t-shirt.” And then I thought “That’d be a pretty nifty (and reasonably obscure) geek t-shirt slogan.”

What other sci-fi geek t-shirts have you seen, or can you think of all on your own?

(I do already have a pretty good one I bought at a convention years ago: “He’s dead, Jim. You grab his tricorder, I’ll get his wallet.”)

Thanks,
thwartme

The ultimate source of SF geek slogans (buttons, rather than T-shirts) is Nancybuttons. I probably have a hundred of them.

“My space station captain died at Z’ha’dum and all he got me was this lousy t-shirt.”

“If you go to Z’Ha’Dum, bring back pie.”

“All Zathras wanted was tshirt”