IF you know what I mean...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’d like to grease her waterworks, IYKWIM. (don’t ask; my friend came up with this one a long time ago)

I’d sure like to buff her lobby, IYKWIM.

I’d like to teach her an ancient language, IYKWIM.

I’d like to make her stand at attention at full mast, IYKWIM. (so much work for such a little pay-off)

I’d like to crank her clockwork orange, IYKWIM.

I’d sure like to dock my ship at her harbour, IYKWIM.

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I’d like him to fill my mailbox IYKWIM

I’d like to get an instant message from him IYKWIM

and for that certain Doper(you know who you are,jabroni :wink: )

I’d like to receive a long message,IKYWIM

I’d like you keep me up all night,IYKWIM

I’d like you to make me beg,again,IYKWIM

I’d like you to fingercuff me with Jeff,IYKWIM

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I’d like to clean his hard drive, IYKWIM

I wouldn’t mind playing hide and seek with him, IYKWIM

I’d like to see his pet snake, IYKWIM

I’d let him go spelunking anytime, IYKWIM

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I’d like to keep her chained up in my basement, IYKWIM.

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I’d like to be called for high-sticking in the slot, IYKWIM…

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this whole thread makes me tingly.

If you know what I mean :smiley:

jarbaby

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I’d like to willow on her pillows…

I’d like to play farmer and plow her fields…

I’d like her to step up to the plate while I slip her the high hard one…
IF you know what I mean.

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I’d like to show him the penalty box…

I’d like to give him a little wrister…

I’d like to whistle him for icing…or something…

jarbaby

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A few work related ones…

I’d let him clean my jetsort anytime, IYKWIM.

I’d let him fill my hopper all day long, IYKWIM.

I’d like to verify his straps, IYKWIM.

I’d like to key his mic, IYKWIM.

He can escort me to the bank anytime, IYKWIM.

I’d like to weigh his fillbags, IYKWIM.

Last, but not least…

I’d like to fuck him so hard he begged me to stop. Then I’d slap him across the face and say, “Bitch, quite your damn whining and take it like a man!”

…IYKWIM.

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It’s subtle, yet alluring. I like it, and I’d use it on more than one poster on this thread!

jarbaby

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I’d like to scan his barcode, if you know what I mean.
I’d like to put some cream in his coffee, if you know what I mean.
I’d like to make him my “chew toy”, if you know what I mean.

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Cooking Channel theme:

I’d sure enjoy licking that mixing bowl.

Would you like to lick the batter off of the beater?

ESPN:

Look at the rosin bag under that bat!

If those legs were goal posts, I’d sure run between them with my tongue hanging out!

History Channel:

Those Zeppelins surely have a nicely rounded forward aspect!

I’d like to mount an assault on her Normandy, but I have heard she’s a real BEACH!

Learning channel:

Now she looks like a highly reactive element!

Wouldn’t you just love to recombine with her DNA!

OK I watch too much TV! But I’ve never seen a full episode of Seinfeldt, because as a free man I can leave sh*t where it lies.

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Can’t remember where I heard it, but I believe it was part of a stand-up comic’s routine.

Basically, the theory is, and long as you emphasize the “his/her” and/or wink, nudge, or whistle, anything following the format “I’d like to verb his/her noun” can be made sexually explicit.

Try it.

I’d like to spank her hippo.
I’d like to ride her potted plant.
I’d like to elucidate her general theory.

It works, no matter how nonsensical the words.