I am probably a stew of some kind, with lots of ingredients, none remotely edible, in the form of balls. Ball stew, yeah, that’s about right…
I’m sure I’d be one of those puddings Captain Jack Aubrey is always eating.
Ha! I know what you are! And ewww!
My original user name here was Tiramisu, I would have been sweet and yummy. Now I am a carnivorous canine that probably tastes funny.
I’d rather not think about it.
The breakfast special at a truck stop?
Anyway, two possibilities for me: either a type of tropical fish, or else an obscure regional English dish, possibly something Cornish buccaneers in the seventeenth century would eat.
“Arr, Cap’n, we’ve’ a fine mess o’ lumpy in the galley”.
A financially bankrupt brand of tea, occationally drunk by twentish hipsters in a gay coffee house. I don’t think I taste very good.
Small Hen is actually the name of my cat, so…
A strain of kind bud really conducive to jam sessions.
That’s kind of like food, isn’t it?
(They still say “kind bud” don’t they?)
If it’s more traditional foodstuff you’re after, then I guess something cajun or maybe something from the islands, something gubo-like with a lot of unidentified spices and native plants, mostly collected at midnight under a full moon – come sample from a bubbling cauldron of Rhythm Devil.
A handful of peanuts, which you can either eat or throw at the performers.
Actually, I was thinking of those (and that happens to be the recipe I use every Christmas). Only I have incorporated buckeyes into a warm, gooey cobbler type dessert served in a big flat bowl. Like a chocolate peanut butter cobbler of some sort.
You guys are really good at this!
Hmmm…I don’t think anyone wants to hear anything like this about my username.
So your a can of cat food tainted with melamine?
Do Not Ask Us About Mrs. Cake
This thread has me rolling. 
I think I’d have to be some kind of cheap packaged ramen noodle thingy. With way too much MSG.
Whatever it is it should have lots of tentacles and piled on a bed of rice embossed with words written with a spidery, ancient script.
And it should be brought to your table by a screaming overcaffinated Japanese Game Show host.
Something involving perogies, bison sausage, and hot sauce. I may have to go make myself some “Trick Rider” right now.
I think I sound like an East German chocolate bar. Line up for one today!
… with gin. Whatever it is it should be served with gin and possibly a lime twist.
No, your a sandwich made for a prostitute by a john as part of the previous negotiations for services rendered.
I’m thinking someone tried to bake you in some nice pastry, and it went horribly wrong.
What do you mean,*** IF*** my board name was a food?