My computer name would have to be spam.
I’d be a cocktail. Everclear and Mad Dog 20/20. I guess I just invented a new drink!
Clam Jerky? Wow, that’s a blast from the past. My uncle used to eat clam jerky when I was a kid. It was like clam flavored wood!
I had you pegged as a Fillipino spring roll.
Yay, I finally figured out how to multiquote.
Since we’re talking about board names and not physiques, I’ll say I’m warm caramel sauce.
Now, if we were talking body types, I’d be Mrs. Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man! 
Oh, no, Chanteuse, you’re a fine French wine!
You could be a Whatchamacallit.
I’m thinking I would be diminutive Cheerios. In the singular.
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Here’s to hoping I wouldn’t be Raccoon Chow or Dead Disney Domesticated animal surprise.
Could be. But then again, maybe not. It’s hard to say.
I would be Tripe or Chitlins…
Clearly, it wasn’t Tengu brand clam jerky, with its new soft texture!
Mine is too obvious to bother to mention.
North African/Middle Eastern… hmmm.
Mine would have to be a novelty ice cream treat on a stick served at hockey games for an exorbitant price. Probably monkey shaped.
I suppose I could be a delicious Cornish Game Hat.
mmmmmmm.
Vodka and mango juice.
Ooh! I’d like a manila right now!
Obviously, I can’t play, but Lobsang–I don’t get it.
Is it bad that I actually like Nectarines better than Apricots?
Hmmm Kiwi probably tastes like very gamey tough chicken. To calm it perhaps some mashed potato.
I’d be a ball of greasy mystery meat on a stick being sold by a Bulgarian street vendor in Time Square.
Probably a cheap side dish from an Asian restaurant. I’m picturing noodles.
Is it bad that I like just about any vegetable better than green beans?
Works for me as long as it works for you!