Jamaican jerk kitten 
Oh no! What? The kitten would have to sing reggae songs while you cook it? :eek: I am at once appalled by this thought but also vastly entertained. Hah, there’s a project for the rathergood people with their whole cat thing.
I’m sorry, but I laughed out loud. My kittens were not amused, however. 
Brain food…
The food zoe is pronounced as if it were one syllable. It is a bread made originally only by Tibetan monks, but is produced also now in India and at a monastary in Kentucky. Only monks and their designates may eat it. It has a slightly sweet taste to it. When stored in a mixture of bink and honey, it does not spoil, and can be dried out and restored to freshness. It is said that it can sustain life by itself for many years.
Bootleg zoe, pecan, olive, and cream cheese sandwiches are the rage in Kentucky.
I don’t think my name sounds very food-ish. But I guess it sounds a bit like the name of a type of cheese.
This is a tough one.
Maybe a kind of stale hard candy?
“Dang, I broke a tooth on a MeanOldLady!”
As for my name, I’ve never actually eaten chicken fingers, but I hear they’re served with spicy Club Sauce.
I am not sure what I would be, but I am guessing it would be inedible and probably a poor seller.
Except maybe to stoners…
Some days it would tickle your palate. Other days you would choke.
Beware.
[Homer] mmm, blasphemous dessert… [/Homer]
I think ArrMatey! (mustn’t forget the exclamation point) is one of those 90% sugar kids’ cereals. Shaped like cannons with a wacky cartoon pirate on the front of the box, most likely.
Oh the shame of it all.
Freshly caught salmon roasted over a camp fire on a bed of wild dill and onions.
Or maybe razor clams roasted on a bed of caragheen. . .
Now I’m hungry. . .
Self explanatory
I like it!
Juice made from The Beatles? Eww…
Quite possibly. Or a really posh brand of “biscuit” that comes in a tin.
Mine is not edible, presumably.
But I would imagine a more “earthy” and organic taste to it
“Hadrian’s Wall” - maybe a weird British dish, with various organ meats in it.
I don’t know. I think Hadrian’s Wall could be one of those ice cream sundays for thirty people.
I see myself as a sundae.
Hmm. Maybe an environmentally-friendly energy drink.