If your board name was a food...

AHunter3. Third in a line of gravies designed to make gamy meats more palatable.

Brought to you by the folks who make A1 sauce, no doubt.

Well, there was the “Eggs Briston” thing…sort of, anyway.

Not mutton or lamb?

Probably something with lots of fish sauce and garlic and cruciferous vegetables

I see you’ve tried it.

Specifically razor clams? :eek:

Some type of confection like divinity or marzipan.

I am sweet but basically nuts.

:p;)

BubbadogShrimpCompany

Because life is like a box of chocolate dog biscuits.

Amuse-bouche.

Since “Sternvogel” is German for “Starbird”, I guess I’d be a kid-friendly chicken dish served at Ernst Thälmann Pioneer meetings during the heyday of the old DDR. “For your essay of tribute to Walter Ulbricht, Dieter, you will receive an Erdosain after you finish your Sternvogel!”

A Japanese canned coffee beverage flavored with shrimp meal and hydrolyzed frog leg extract.

Love this! Like that squeaky sound that ice cubes make when you can manage to chew them without fracturing them.

Not an antacid?

Ah … “N.A.M.E.Tag.” could be an acronym for a Cairo-based food conglomerate. Selling microwaveable Moroccan Lamb Stew pouch meals.

Some sort of handheld pasty/bake effort you would find in service stations for lorry drivers and builders to eat for their breakfast

“so that’s a copy of The Sun, a packet of fags and a Big Alex.”

I’m stumped. Maybe some sort of dessert made by a celebrity chef? With vanilla icing, strawberries or cherries, and multiple fondant layers that resemble the Sydney Opera House.

Yep, I’m ordering the Malleus, Incus, Stapes! the next time I eat out.

I think you are some kind of confection produced by the Whizzo Chocolate Company.

I think I’m a kind of tea: organic, refreshing, rather like green tea, but yellower in colour. I’m featured in the kind of advertisements that have athletic west-coast thirtysomething divorcées dressed in Egyptian cotton relaxing by their zen gardens and bamboo planters and listening to electronic folk music from Nepal mixed with the sound of ocean waves.

Deviled Gnu is clearly a South African taste sensation. Jaap’s Deviled Gnu in 3 ounce tins- Spicy, smooth, and great on a cracker.

Preferred over catfood by eight out of ten prawns!

Yes! Princhesters are marketed as an “English tea biscuit” to Americans who have never had an English tea biscuit but want something fancy to serve to guests. The packaging is all shades of burgundy and gold with heraldic motifs and a big coat-of-arms type thingie that looks suspiciously like the “By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen” thing. They’re made by Keebler. The name was chosen by a focus group in Topeka, Kansas.

With the benefit of hindsight I should have named myself Lobsang Ludd as that’s the full name of the character. At the time I was dumb and young. In fact a better name if I am taking one from Discworld would have been ‘Thief of Time’.

But in another altogether different angle of hindsight, Lobsang has turned out to be a defining sort of choice. Lobsang Ludd would have been too dope/discworld. So would ‘Thief of Time’ So would ‘Mr Vimes’ or ‘Sam Vimes’ or ‘Blackboard Monitor’ and so on.

And Lobsang as a single word is close enough to my real last name to ‘fit’ me reasonably well. I use it in the computer game Modern Warfare 2 and people who I’ve played on that game who also know me IRL seem to accept it due to its similarity to my real last name.
eta: Which, I intended but forgot to point out, is ‘Lobley’