My first choices were Torgo or Rufus T Firefly, but both had been taken. All in all I am pleased with my choice.
Either Adam’s Off Ox or Elixir Sulfanilamide.
Chesty McTitterton. You know, just to throw people off.
Mariajuanitachiquitarositaarmaniwindbreakerwithblueblazerandwhitematchingblouse
Chica Sexy 500
A club down the street has this on its sign all the time.
Justintegrity or Bawb the Ripper
Hootie McBoob
Back in the days of BBS systems I went by the name Dynabyte, but that seems lame to me now. My current screen name dwc1970 (my initials + year in which I was born) has worked pretty well and seems to be unique enough to work on other boards.
To address the OP’s question, if I had to choose another name I’d probably make it GnettCerphur.
I’m DangerMom on a couple of other boards, and I’ve often wished that I could go back and change this one, which I registered before I could think of anything better. But I’m too lazy to ask a mod to do it.
When I camew up with mine I thought “Patrick the Scribbler” in dime-store latin was amusing as hell. I retrospect I should have picked something easier to spell.
Nixie Knox
Some of you may get the Dr. Seuss reference.
Alreadyinuse - but Already in use got that presumably after reading ‘Sorry, your username is already in use.’ at hotmail or someother oversubscribed place.
I like Flapcats mind, named after the Gary Larson cartoon. I hear there is a band called flapcats now AND they got my domain. Bah!
Uberrima Fides.
I’ve frequently considered changing, but too many people know me as kabbes.
pan
I just love the name I have now. After all, what could be better than being named after a 15th Century Spanish witch? Still, if I had the option of having another name, I’d go for Her Majesty, the Queen of England because I’m royalty in my own mind.
Perhaps, a runner up name should be Giggles since that’s what I tend to do a lot anyway.
If I couldn’t have had my real initials/last name combo, I’d either choose Space Cabby or tourist5010.
I thought about changing it to Screaming Eagle because I start at American next year. I’ve also thought about Baron Aaron and Colt 45 but I’m in a nice little rut here and am loathe to change, even though I think my current handle is a bit too long.
On a few other places, I am “Five Tons of Flax”. I like it more than this name.
Dolphin
My username may change soon to X_e due to the sudden increase of ppl in the real world which I know joining the boards… however I think I’ll have a username which applies to my gender… I got it!! I’ll have the posters here at the SDMB choose my new username… Will ponder further… Has that ever been done?
Spicey-G
People call me this IRL, but I find it a bit annoying.