I'm an asshole (schadenfreude)

I just finished talking with my ex girlfriend. She told me that last week she caught her girlfriend fucking some guy. I felt good.

This is the girl she broke up with me for, the one she lusted after while we were dating. The one that she flirted with for weeks before telling me that we were through. My ex knew that the girlfriend had cheated before, and I told her that I’d be shocked if they made it through their relationship with neither of them cheating.

This apparently happened about a week ago. They haven’t broken up yet, and she doesn’t know if they should break up. It’s kind of weird because I never talk to her, but she’s always trying to be friends with me. Today I contacted her because I was feeling like I should love the world.

I told her that I was going to try not to be an asshole, then she told me the news and I smiled. That didn’t last long.

Karma is a good thing, so is self awareness. :slight_smile:

Now, watch as both those things smack me in the face.

So you met someone and now you know how it feels,
Goody goody
So you met someone who set you back on your heels
Goody goody
So you gave her your heart too
Just as I gave mine to you
And she broke it in little pieces
Now how do you do…

You banged your ex-girlfriends girlfriend? Talk about revenge.

Nah, ex-girlfriend’s girlfriend banged somebody else.

Now that I think more about it I don’t even really get why the ex is so upset about it. She told me that if the girlfriend had just asked, she would have been fine with the sex. They were “heading towards” an open relationship. The ex said there was lying and sneaking around, but that didn’t really jive with what she told me.

The lying and sneaking around is the exciting part. The sex is just a reason to lie and sneak around. :wink:

The spray on hair is really worse then you probably imagine. One Halloween when I wanted to spray on temporary white for my hair I picked up a can clearanced for $1. It was about like grade school tempera paint in the hair. I had to go back and buy the stuff I would have normally bought in the Halloween isle. It looked too bad for Halloween!

I know this is in all likelihood a cross-post, but imagining what it could signify in this thread has made my day.

She’s upset, because the other woman beat her to it.
As you can guess the above post about crappy products wasn’t meant for here. This is what happens when it takes two minutes for the board to respond.

No, no, you misunderstand. It’s all secret lesbian code.

Just in case there’s anybody who’s unfamiliar with the Avenue Q song which is unsafe for work due to some language.

Schadenfreude (sung by [the actress playing the character of] Gary Coleman).