After many weeks of reading this message board and laughing my arse off in the process, I finally managed to register myself and stop being lazy!
Clap for me or something!
NOW!
No.
YOU entertain ME, monkey person.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
I have a favorite quote you might like:
Just kidding. 
Interesting quote…
Yeah, I waited too, but it just made them suspicious of how much I knew. As if this is the only board on the web. You can’t win with old timers, so don’t try. I think it’s more fun to read than post, so you done good.
Welcome.
Don’t let the older members scare you off. They were new once themselves.
Never. We were born with high post counts, ya know.
Well, I just got into town about an hour ago. I took a look around to see which way the wind blows. Where are the little girls? In a Hollywood bungalow? Are you a lucky little lady in the city of night or just another lost angel?
Good lyric.
Hi nocturne,
glad to see a someone else from alabama here.
Ignore Obufusciatryst He is still being ugly since I implyed he looked like a well groomed Ted Kazinski.
Osip