Thank you. Thank you very much. I’d like to thank Marlboro Lights, Og, Xtina, MTV and Budweiser. I wish I could have done it without a nap but I have a very comfortable couch and a big head.
I feel so good, I might have a few more bottles. . . 
haha you’re just going to make it worse for yourself. You’ve set yourself a record… now drink a bunch of water and go to bed (and put a bucket next to your bed just in case). Gotta be up for the races tomorrow, remember that.
Please. You’re talking to a lifelong alkie.
I’m still hornyl.
WHOOOO Bruce_Daddy! Way to go, sport!
You’re my hero.
Bruce_Daddy, congratulations. I have always enjoyed your responses in NASCAR related threads, and am pleased to see you are a Harvick fan. Hopefully, that 40 lap limiter isn’t on his Cup car, and he can stay hot. Hope you get a finish like the spring race. Darlington is on my list of must-visit tracks, along with Daytona (50th birthday road trip), Bristol, Talledega, and Dover. Come up to one of the Pocono races next season, and I’ll buy you a beer or two.
To me, the nap makes it that much more impressive. After 20-odd beers, if I fell asleep, there’s no way I’d be able to wake up, let alone drink more, let alone post to a message board.
Way to go, dad!
Happy
Hey, Bruce_Daddy! I’m surprised you managed all that beer.
Linked Spoz to the thread, and this is what he had to say:
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[sings “Mary Tyler Moore´s Theme”] You´re gonna make it after aaaaaaall [/sings Mary Tyler Moore Theme]
Thank Og I picked up a 99 cent 6 pack of Country Time lemonade along with the beer. They’re tasting pretty good right now.
I really have to quit posting drunk. Oh crap, I better get ready for the race!