ISTR I actually used this here many years ago (possibly gone in the Winter of Our Lost Content as I can’t find it now). I called a thread something like I Beat My Wife Into Submission. It was about how I’d finished my master’s thesis before she finished her doctoral dissertation.
IIRC the mods gave me a light tap on the wrist for being misleading but let it stand for its comedy value.
They’re banned from most bars nowdays, so I rolled them out back in the alley. Really lit them up. Then tossed their butts into a dumpster. My wife keeps begging me to quit.
I mean, dammit, I’m sick of losing the Oscar pick contest every year. This time I’m getting my picks from Entertainment Weekly instead of choosing them myself.
I don’t love my daughter any more
Of course I don’t - since the procedure, she is now a guy! I love my new son!