I'm gonna do some e (misleading thread titles)

ISTR I actually used this here many years ago (possibly gone in the Winter of Our Lost Content as I can’t find it now). I called a thread something like I Beat My Wife Into Submission. It was about how I’d finished my master’s thesis before she finished her doctoral dissertation.

IIRC the mods gave me a light tap on the wrist for being misleading but let it stand for its comedy value.

sorry, wrong thread

I like a good rough shag

Pipe smokers, what are your favourite tobaccos?

They’re banned from most bars nowdays, so I rolled them out back in the alley. Really lit them up. Then tossed their butts into a dumpster. My wife keeps begging me to quit.

What Is This Bug?

See the car in this link–is this a custom Volkswagen, or are they really going to start producing these?

I have really bad VD

I really need to work on my voir dire skills, a few real wingnuts snuck onto my last jury!

Even the post seems misleadingly ambiguous. Well done!

I want to cheat on my wife

I mean, dammit, I’m sick of losing the Oscar pick contest every year. This time I’m getting my picks from Entertainment Weekly instead of choosing them myself.

I don’t love my daughter any more

Of course I don’t - since the procedure, she is now a guy! I love my new son!

I really love to eat a Girl Scout

Thin Mints are my favorite!

Stick it in me now!

I wish the nurse would hurry up with the flu shot. I’m on lunch break!

So where can I eat a kid boiled in it’s mothers milk?

I could really go for some cream of young goat stew.

Birmingham man accused of grooming 22 girls

Via the BBC. At first read it looked like a hair dresser from Alabama.