a whooosh count keeps track of the number of suckers—I mean, posters who had the joke go right over their heads, thus producing a “whooosh” sound.
I count four confirmed whoooshes here.
Maybe he’s gone Amish.
Brother Scylla?
Derivative. It’s been done before (but not yet to death), so I can only give it a 6.5.
Now, if he’d found an original way to go south, like maybe goading a moderator into banning him from a single thread, we might have something to talk about… 
But how do you know who’s been whoosed and who is whooshing you?
Please, won’t somebody think of the sheep?
Well, if you’re leaving this thread, Scylla, I feel bound by solidarity to leave it as well. Let us leave this ugly place to the Mennonite rowboat thieves, together.
Yep, I’m so out of here…
Sheep. I left this thread over an hour ago.
Who were you, again?
And here I was hoping I could take over the world, with Scylla, my benevolent and wonderful ruler, gone.
Ah well.
I guess I can now take over this thread.
E.
Moderators, please close this thread before Scylla posts again thus cheapening his noble sacrifice and utterly suave exit…
(You know, like when Phoenex died and then it turned out that Jean Grey was really underwater in that pod…
…man, that sucked…)
B-y-y-y-y-e-e-e-e S-c-y-y-y-y-l-l-a-a-a-a, w-e-e-e-e u-u-n-d-e-e-e-e-r-r-s-t-a-a-a-a-n-d-d-d.
maybe Fenris had something to do with it?
Perhaps, Ferrous, but I left before you so inelegantly returned. So “bah” to you!
I agree with sturmhauke. It’s the farm animals.
It must get lonely out there on the farm.(Where’s a sheep smiley, when you need one?)
Damn! So much for my moral superiority.
I’m out of here!
Shit.
Err, make that “D’oh!”
So this is a spoof on all those threads where people make a big deal of leaving? But no one’s really done that lately…people used to but I don’t remember a dramatic thread like that of late.
**Zoggie[/vb], B’bye SDMB (Don’t read this it’s long) was really recent. (This morning, perhaps?)
And such a heartfelt lament from a poster with two entire posts (under this uername).