[highjack] Please excuse me everyone…er, um, JohnBckWLD 
can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeease use “Me thinks the call towards the impure side was answered, culminating in a round of dirty touching that caused reverberations felt on the other side of the world.” in my signature!!! That made me LOL IRL!! Thank you!
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i was so excited (and bored) i couldn’t wait…testing, testing!! oops (end highjack - gah!)
Please tell me you’re not a dude. Though if you are just keep the lights down low 
It’s been a bit more than a year for me, Amp…
Who knew the SDMB would be so full of lonely horny geeks?
So, whiterabbit, how you doin’?
A week and counting here as well!
Amp, sorry about your situation - I hope things turn around soon. Life isn’t worth living without it.
Not quite 9 years. And people at work wonder why I am cranky. 
“Who knew the SDMB would be so full of lonely horny geeks?”
Speak for yourself.
Are we to assume that you and hubby are back together or are you dating someone new?
Don’t tell me you’re surprised!
And I’m doin’ just fine. 
Are you still horny?
Well, if all else fails, you could try a rubber band. .
Is she still “Queen of her Castle”?
I’m dating someone new… but he doesn’t live in my state!
Yes. And no way in hell am I trying the rubber band thing. Or chickens, for that matter.
That certainly sucks – makes sex on a regular basis hard doesn’t it?
Are there any proven methods to suppress male sexual urges? …Besides masterbation. (And let’s not even mention the C word.)
Yeah, it works for some people, it’s called marriage.
Tell me about it! I’m horny every day but she’s so far away…
Only three more weeks, honey.