Errrr…I think I’m going out of my mind. Just this last whole week has been so mentally stim-u-lating. I’ve made it 24 years untouched but I feel a calling towards the impure side. Please someone touch me, I want to be dirty. 
I really don’t know why I posted this but I had to tell someone and you guys were as good as anyone.
Think of Bea Arthur naked.
That should fix ya. 
Oh thanks a lot, now I’m horny.
So, uh, how can we help you out, blasphmer? 
I only made it to 19. It was a few more years before it meant something.
Good lluck!
Warm weather and the coming of Spring always does it to me - something in the limbic system says “Warm weather - time to mate.” Luckily, my limbic system knows nothing about my vasectomy, otherwise it would say “Warm weather - time to fuck.”
GAH!! I had to read this thread! I’ve been having issues the past couple of weeks…too much info to go into…but when I read…
“Please someone touch me, I want to be dirty.”
GAH! I want to go home and touch myself!!! lol!
Sorry if that was TMI!
(Ha - not really! lol!)
So, uh, B, how YOU doin? lol! And, er, um, where do you live???
I got punched 3 times this morning. I was cunning my SO, and I’d stop just before she would “arrive”. Pissed her off to no end.
Apparently teasing isn’t always good.
Horny here also. It’s been two years to the month since my wife left. Haven’t been with anyone since. Unless you count the internet. Thank God for the internet. What?
It’s the muck. I swear it. The smell of muck always does it for me.
I think plnnr has it right.
Yep. Testosterone levels fluctuate over the course of the year, peaking in the spring and bottoming out in the winter. For me, it’s usually April before it gets bad, but YMMV.
Great. Now I have an image of Edmund Blackadder performing oral sex. I’ve never seen that word in abbreviated verb form. And yes, stopping just before climax sucks, not in a good way.
Stay strong, blasphmer! Its’ all the uncovered flesh coming out after a long cold winter.
Time for a Limbic Dance competion: how low can You go…? <Day-ooooo!>
Go ahead and smack the guy, dude. Spilleth your seed on the ground like my main man Onan. No one will know except you and your hairdresser.
Is it one large horn in the middle, or two smaller ones protruding from each side? Can you just cover them with a big hat?
Also, are you a chick?
And there goes my “cylindrical” joke. Thanks a lot, Really Not All That Bright. Lucky for you it wasn’t all that funny… Well - lucky for all of us, I suppose.
Now where was I … Yeah, stay out of my booze!
I am touching you, blasphemer
Lessons in foreplay from plnnr
Luckily, my wife feels the same way I do, Shirley.
“Skip the foreplay - let’s just do it.”
OP Post Date: Yesterday, (3/02/03) 11:46 PM - I’m so horny today
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Me thinks the call towards the impure side was answered, culminating in a round of dirty touching that caused reverberations felt on the other side of the world.
Coincidence?
Just when I start to feel sorry for myself, someone comes along and ruins it for me. I haven’t done the deed in, like a week. Then here comes Amp saying its been two years.
I feel for ya,Amp.