I'm sorry, but Zenster is a fuckwit.

Glenmorangie, Spiritus? Try the madeira wood finish if you can find it. It’s my favorite of that distillery’s offerings.

obfusciatrist, DON’T. The board is running slowly enough as it is.

Stop the madness! Please!

That was just an attempt to add some levity to the thread. I suppose it was like adding a packet of Equal to a pile of dogshit, but I don’t have a dog in this fight, and thought it might be worth a shot. What was it you found ironic?

FTR, I have met Zenster IRL, but had about zero contact with him, more because of the seating arrangement than anything else.

obfusciatrist, what is the deal? Whatever lame point you are trying to make, it’s not really worth it—all you are doing is putting a strain on the hampsters and pissing us off.

obfusciatrist, what is the deal? Whatever lame point you are trying to make, it’s not really worth it—all you are doing is putting a strain on the hampsters and pissing us off.

Ahhhh…thanks for the caution Joey and Rilchiam. I did wonder why I haven’t been able to access the board since about 8.00 am this morning…it’s now 3.30 pm, and for the first time, I can load a SD page!

And obfusciatrist…why can’t you just acknowledge that you fucked-up, and let it go?

OR CAN A BLOODY MODERATOR PLEASE GET THEIR ARSE IN HERE TO SHUT THIS DISASTER OF A THREAD DOWN?

The deal is that I thought it looked like fun to make stupid-ass long posts that had very little real new content in them.

I was wrong. The first three were fun. After that it grew boring. Zenster showed amazing endurance in posting 43 of them (or however many there were).

Besides, post length has no significant impact on server performance.

I love you all.

Love love love.

Why would I acknowledge I fucked up? I didn’t do anything worse than Arden Ranger telling her story of Zenster.

As Zenster hasn’t indicated any problem with closing this, I’ll repeat my request to close this thread.

Thanks

  • Bubba.

Irritated the crap out of me, THAT’S what you’ve done for me lately.

On further review, “premature Kojaculation” is reasonably funny. But at the moment you said it, I was just wishing you’d SHUT THE HELL UP. You’re SO in love with the sound of your own voice and SO convinced that your recycled jokes are going to be the hit of the party … Jesus Christ. I’ve told you this before.

As for this laundry list of nice things you did … I appreciate them, but, really, DO YOU WANT A GOLD STAR? A FREAKIN’ MEDAL? Are we bound for life because of those things? Oh, you know, I did cart your butt around in my car a few times – does that cancel my debt to you?

Sweet Jesus on a juggernaut, this is fucked.

This is why I like to live in a box and only emerge once a year for pizza.

pan

TBU - E-mail a mod.

weeping

Make it stop, mommy! Make it stop!

Wow. There are really some bitter, bitter people here.

Thanks for reminding me why I’ve never gone to a Dopefest.

Happy

Excuse me. My tit has been in the wringer before. But I didn’t feel the need to crash the boards with a 10,000 reply, even making a point to reply to posts like “how do I use the ignore function” which had no bearing whatsoever on the outcome of the thread.

I have no problem with Zen defending himself, or ‘squealing’ as he put it. But his method of doing so was COMPLETELY out of control, and spawned the EQUALLY out of control Obfus posting mimicking the giant quotations.

And why I’m going back into retirement. I stopped posting for a few months and came back to more of the same petty bullshit. Shame, really, although I should have expected it.

I’m having a hard time deciding if you’re a crybaby, Zenster, or just a gigantic prick. Kyla said something that (arguably) shouldn’t have been said, and then apologized for it. You responded that you weren’t sure if you should accept it, at which point she reiterated her sincerity. If you had left it at that point, I’d be okay with it.

But you have to exact your retribution again? Sweet Buddha, what do you want her to do? Send you a fucking Christmas goose and a 25 page handwritten letter of apology? She admitted that she fucked up – LET IT GO.

Cock.