I’ve got to sheepishly third Eminem, whose persona is so completely off-putting, but I suspect could be a fascinating and intelligent guy who’s just putting us on (a la Marilyn Manson), so he’s only conditionally on the list.
Unconditionally, though, is (goddess help me) Ashton Kutcher. I’ve seen no evidence that he has a socially redeeming bone in his body. He’s crass and vulgar and mean to his friends on national television. He’s a stupid frat boy to the nth degree. But goddam if I wouldn’t love a few hours with those abs. And those lips. And a ball gag, so he couldn’t speak.
She’s got that raspy, whispery voice that I think would drive me crazy (and not in the good way) after about 5 minutes of conversation but, by OG, this woman is hot.
Some have conjectured the appeal of the raspy voice is its prevalence among the more enthusiastically vocal female partners in the sex act post coitus. IOW, it’s the fresh-fucked sound of a screamer.
I can deal with raspy after-the-act. I can’t deal with raspy when going over financing options on my home, or arguing that we can find a cheaper nursing home in which to shove the in-laws.
Yeah, OK, that’s your opinion (I don’t agree, but that’s cool) - but what does that have to do with howhotsheis ?
Even if you don’t like brunettes, putting her anywhere near the same category as Condoleeza Rice is all kinds of just fucked up. Rice looks like something Dr Seuss drew, FFS!
Word. She was on the cover of some magazine recently, looking exactly like a mannequin. You could probably order something off the Internet and get 95% of the Paris Hilton Experience. Hell, it’d probably be better.
Superfically, perhaps. A lot of her lyrics tell a pretty bleak tale, though.
I’d agree with many on this list, so I’ve tried my hardest and come up with a few that nobody has mentioned yet:[ul][]Kathy Ireland and Denise Austin - Both of these women are physically gorgeous, but the squeaky-squeak shrill voices just turned me off immediately - Ireland when she appeared in the film Necessary Roughness, and Austin on an exercise video I bought when I thought I could use some professional advice on toning my abs.[]Janine Lindemulder - By an amazing coincidence, she fits in the same category as Pamela Anderson, and her cinematic tryst with one of the Motley Crue guys (I forget whom) eerily emulates the direct-to-video excitement of Pam and Tommy’s adventures. Good looks and smoking career history aside, she seemed like she hadn’t matured since junior high; her choice of where to get tattoos makes me wonder “why?” and I can’t help but wonder what her son (he should be about 12-14 years old by now) thinks of her resume.Alanis Morissette - I don’t really care for her music, and I’ve always thought of her as someone who tried to make a buck by displaying overblown angst and made-up “attitude” - or at least she was complacent as record-company executives paid her to do this. Still, she’s definitely hittable.[/ul]
**Jennifer Love Hewitt ** - What’s not to like? (when she’s not speaking, I mean). Is she married? Dating? I never hear anything about her. Maybe she’s doing a ghost.
**Brittany Murphy ** - She’s so, something… tiny, cute, dumb sounding… But those big doe eyes.
Scary Florida pol Katherine Harris. Sure, she’s about 9 kinds of crazy and her face and body appear to be mostly plastic, but she positively sizzles with a deeply repressed kind of sexual energy.
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I’d agree with many on this list, so I’ve tried my hardest and come up with a few that nobody has mentioned yet:[ul][li]Kathy Ireland and Denise Austin - Both of these women are physically gorgeous, but the squeaky-squeak shrill voices just turned me off immediately - Ireland when she appeared in the film Necessary Roughness, and Austin on an exercise video I bought when I thought I could use some professional advice on toning my abs.[]Janine Lindemulder - By an amazing coincidence, she fits in the same category as Pamela Anderson, and her cinematic tryst with one of the Motley Crue guys (I forget whom) eerily emulates the direct-to-video excitement of Pam and Tommy’s adventures. Good looks and smoking career history aside, she seemed like she hadn’t matured since junior high; her choice of where to get tattoos makes me wonder “why?” and I can’t help but wonder what her son (he should be about 12-14 years old by now) thinks of her resume.[]Alanis Morissette - I don’t really care for her music, and I’ve always thought of her as someone who tried to make a buck by displaying overblown angst and made-up “attitude” - or at least she was complacent as record-company executives paid her to do this. Still, she’s definitely hittable.[/ul][/li][/QUOTE]
I’m very much with you on the Kathy Ireland and Janine Lindemulder bandwagons.
I’d slap Janine’s titties around like twin speedbags.
