(Old) Imagine a world with no MMP!

Up from naptime. Dinner tonight is chicken tacos, refried beans, and a Manhattan.

We deliver a lot of those on Saturdays. I pray to Og they don’t use them till Sunday night.

But does he own a fez? Because fezzes are cool.

Unless you tampered in God’s domain, and turned yourself into a Fly remake, you’re good.Help me. Help me.

You could have bought 2 Carmens for that.

< waves, rolls Natural 1 on Dexterity check, hits self in head with own hand >