The tassled thing is a “sporran” and it’s kind of like a man-purse.
I also note that his site still has Heloise described as his “girlfriend.”
Jerk.
Yeah, the site needs an update. 
Also, that picture was taken in Edinburgh, where I was attending a wedding. Sure, both the bride and groom were Dutch, but me and a few mates decided to go in style anyway. The local guests to the wedding loved us for it! A very cool wedding, in a castle just outside the city.
I’m a little disturbed by that Johnny LA/Exgineer stalker-simulpost.
And I hope to be able to raise a few pints with you too in August, yojimbo!
“Coldfire is a little disturbed.” Oh. Don’t mind me. Just updating the dossier. 
I should have been the king stalker. The problem is that I’m not exactly a god of the web search, so it took me almost half an hour to find the thing.
I should be working anyway.
Click on “Coldfire”. Click on “Visit Coldfire’s Homepage!”.
[sub]Of course, I already knew the photo was there; so I knew where to look. 
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Ah, I see.
Not only do I suck at googling, but I’m also a complete idiot. I think I’ll go away now.
But…
“Coldfire as a moderator you need to do more to fight ignorance, not promote it. Your user name gives the impression that fire can be cold. Don’t give me any crap that a fire is cold compared to the sun or some such bullshit; fire gives off heat, not cold.” -said BZ00000
He fights ignoramouses, ignoramooses, and ignoramuses but his name still cofuses the ignorants.
Hey thanks, Exgineer and Johnny L.A.. I checked the rest of your website too, Coldfire. Nice kilt, nice pics, niiiiiiice bike, beautiful lady.
hehehe, Bippy the Beardless, I always thought ‘coldfire’ was the literal translation [from Dutch] of ‘gangreen’. Apparently it’s a song.
gum I was quoting a banned poster from the laimest flame ever [sup]TM[/sup] made against coldfire. I can’t praise coldfire myself since he likes Rush and so is beyond any form of redemption
Thank you, Coldfire!!! For locking down this piece o’ crap, and laying down the law so masterfully to the vacuum-skull who started it.
I tell you whut, I can sympathize with the conservative posters here, who cringe when one of their rabid attack dogs leaves a steaming pile on the Board. Many thanks to the Clogs of Life for stepping in where the hipbooted fear to tread, kicking asshat, and clearing away the debris.
:: Stands back, regards handiwork with critical eye ::
Naw, this needs a little something… Ah.
THANK YOU COLDFIRE!!!
That’s why I’m here too. I never post to these things but that was one rightous lockdown. Well done.
Haj
I’ll be the second to second that emotion (which means I’m actually “fourthing” it); I read the whole darned thing out of morbid curiosity, and when I saw Coldfire’s post I hustled over here to add my grateful obeisance, knowing I wouldn’t be the only one but hoping I might be the first.
Ahem . . . <catching breath> . . . so, Thank You, Coldfire, for this latest and most righteous service to the cause of Good, and Not Stupid, Discourse.
Of course he’s great, he’s Dutch!
I’ll do the usual Dutch thing and start to nitpick His Greatness.
I read on your website that you still have a girlfriend. Either you should update it, or Heloise is going to get angry.
And gum is female. Yeah, I know, fooled me too at first.
Coldfire, your closing post in the Jenna (I think) Bush tongue thread actually made me spit my drink; I commend you on being the first to make me do that in three years.
And damn you!
gum is female! Who’dathunkit? You learn something new every day.
Thanks for the kudos, guys. It’s nice to know the work is appreciated. And yes, I should update my website.
I think you’re pretty cool, too. Smart, funny and intelligent. There are lots of reasons I married you, and the people on the boards see them as well.
Now, who’s this girlfriend of yours?