Come ON you people, if i really wanted to kill someone do you think i’d spread it all over the internet?? (with my IP logged?!?!)
It was a theoretical question, jeez, where’s your sense of cynical, macabre humor?? Didn’t you people ever read any Poe? Watch the Simpsons? man…
Upham
Cynical humor?
I don’t get it.
That’s a bit better.
We almost have the market cornered in irony around here, but please understand that we also have to take posts like these very seriously as well. Some times you just can’t tell.
well, sorry if i got anyone thinking i was actually going to kill someone just so i could kill again…
anyway, I’m defiantly up for some schnapps
heh.
As I am currently preaching the gospel of Saint Edward Gorey,if you want cynical macabre humor, try the links I provide in this thread.
Not only is his stuff fit the description, he also takes a sudden hard left into the seriously surreal.
Tisiphone
[Homer Simpson]
Urge to kill rising…
[/Homer Simpson]
pops in to re-offer her offer from the scary thread
Here you are, sweets 
In theory, I feel the urge to drink. In practice, I drink. hmmm. wait… that doesn’t work
In theory, I feel the urge to smack GW with a big ole spitball. In practice I must settle for Tommy Thompson. There, that works.
In theory, i once wanted to rob a bank. Now i want to rob ANOTHER bank. But in order to rob ANOTHER bank i would first have to rob A bank.
My problem (as i said, IN THEORY) is if i ignore this urge until i want to rob bank after bank after bank… wouldn’t it be better to rob one bank and then one more bank and just get it out of my system before me and my girlfirend are mowed down by state troopers and our car is in a museaum some place?
Keep in mind i do not actually intend to rob any banks or even so much as steal a pack of gum.
Yes I think you would. Please remember that the SWAT team headed towards your door with a battering ram is a standard courtesy that the SDMB offers to our more “interesting” posters and is no way to be construed as a display of hostility on the part of the staff or administration of this message board, The Straight Dope® or The Chicago Reader®.
Yes and yes. Which is why I am in a padlocked house with all the lights turned off and four fierce guard dogs patrolling the grounds.
Wow…
I shouldn’t say this-but you are strange. that’s all I’ve got to say about this follow-up thread, and your original thread. It’s just odd! a little off even. Thank you, and have a nice (SAFE) holiday season…
Ad Noctum, who is now afraid of Upham
Strange? You have no idea…I am Upham, you people will learn to get used to it (usually takes a month)
So, Upham, when do you start acting strange?
BTW, everyone-- Just be glad he’s on the internet, and not on the streets…
No. No one gives in to an urge just once.
My point was that i would do it once, then do it again, there by satisfying my self.
So i wouldnt have to do it any more?
That question mark isnt really a question mark, it’s a period.
I was thinking you could kill someone, then rivive them, and then kill them again. It would save time and effort, as they would be pretty worn out and tired the second time around. Oh, um… Allegedly…
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Wow, someone finally comes up with a real solution to the origonal problem
And such a great name! i sass a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is (do i sound like a geek yet?)
Upham