Ich habe eine lange schlange.
Brilliant!
Schlangenfreude.
I prefer old classic “pseudo” German:
[QUOTE=Young Frankenstein]
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. *
**
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein**: That goes without saying.
**
Inga:** Voof!
[/QUOTE]
- “Tail Tucker” IIUC
Sometimes a cigar is just a Freudeschlangen.
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Ewige Schlangenkraft!