You are now my favorite human being of all time.
It’s my favorite.
What about mixing curse levels? Any love for crap-whores?
I think that profanity-profanity combinations are currently Class 2 insults, no permit required, unrestricted use in the BBQ Pit, in season. Examples include dicktwat, assbastard, and hellfuck.
Way to go, cat-cheese.
Actually, it really IS an insult for those of us who hate cats! In fact I’d be much more likely to use that one than any of the ones on the chart. Wow, thanks Fish! I simultaneously take it back and affirm it!
Although it does seem to demand hyphenation to avoid appearing as “catcheese”-- which, I dunno, sort of looks like it might be a secret language exclusive to catchers. Or something.
This just in: authorities have released an upgraded list of permissible noun combinations, consisting of the nouns face, fire, mouth, muffin, nose, nugget, potato, and skillet.
face fire mouth muffin nose nugget potato skillet
ass assface assfire assmouth assmuffin assnose assnugget asspotato assskillet
bastard bastardface bastardfire bastardmouth bastardmuffin bastardnose bastardnugget bastardpotato bastardskillet
butt buttface buttfire buttmouth buttmuffin buttnose buttnugget buttpotato buttskillet
cunt cuntface cuntfire cuntmouth cuntmuffin cuntnose cuntnugget cuntpotato cuntskillet
dick dickface dickfire dickmouth dickmuffin dicknose dicknugget dickpotato dickskillet
fart fartface fartfire fartmouth fartmuffin fartnose fartnugget fartpotato fartskillet
fuck fuckface fuckfire fuckmouth fuckmuffin fucknose fucknugget fuckpotato fuckskillet
hell hellface hellfire hellmouth hellmuffin hellnose hellnugget hellpotato hellskillet
shit shitface shitfire shitmouth shitmuffin shitnose shitnugget shitpotato shitskillet
turd turdface turdfire turdmouth turdmuffin turdnose turdnugget turdpotato turdskillet
twat twatface twatfire twatmouth twatmuffin twatnose twatnugget twatpotato twatskillet
They never were funny in the first place, or really all that insulting.
Says you poopoocarcase!
Sez you, scrotumgrease.
Chimptards.
No stain?
I hereby authorize you to make your own profanity-noun chart. Go and sin no more. 
If you use skillet, do you need PAM, or will any old non-stick oil do?
As long as there’s profanity-noun agreement. If you use fuckskillet, obviously you must use either fuckpam or fuckoil. I wouldn’t recommend using fuckbutter because fuckbutter has a low fucksmokefuckpoint.
I disagree; it’s perfectly acceptable to use fuckbutter, you just have to know what you’re doing.
Somehow putting semen in the hot skillet seems about right here.
What about when there is bacon added? I’ve heard adding bacon makes EVERYTHING better. Do i need the good thick country sliced bacon, or will fake bacon bits be ok in a pinch? Seems like real bacon would add enough lube, but the baco-bits would fall short on the lube front…
Well, that explains why my fuckingsmokealarm keeps going off!
I was reading through that with a blank expression on my face, and then for some reason I just busted out laughing when I read ‘fartwaffle’.
how’s cuntweasle rating these days? just wondering