Insult-noun combos aren't funny anymore

[chacoguy]

< Homer Simpson>

MMMMMMMmmmmmmm Fuckbutter…

[JRDelirious]

@Fish

This just in: authorities have released an upgraded list of permissible noun combinations,

Y’know, to be truthful, too few of the ones with “bastard” as a prefix seem to rise to the ocassion here. The committee may have to discuss an alternate.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

Twatrocket. Fucksteak. Assclown. Turd burglar. Fuckstick. Shithammer. Farthammer. Cock mongrel. Butt nugget. Butt soup.
I’m done for now.

[Fish]

@JRDelirious

Y’know, to be truthful, too few of the ones with “bastard” as a prefix seem to rise to the ocassion here. The committee may have to discuss an alternate.

Tit was first alternate.

[Wile_E]

@Fish

This just in: authorities have released an upgraded list of permissible noun combinations, consisting of the nouns face, fire, mouth, muffin, nose, nugget, potato, and skillet.

         face        fire          mouth        muffin        nose        nugget        potato        skillet
ass      assface     assfire       assmouth     assmuffin     assnose     assnugget     asspotato     assskillet
bastard  bastardface bastardfire   bastardmouth bastardmuffin bastardnose bastardnugget bastardpotato bastardskillet
butt     buttface    buttfire      buttmouth    buttmuffin    buttnose    buttnugget    buttpotato    buttskillet
cunt     cuntface    cuntfire      cuntmouth    cuntmuffin    cuntnose    cuntnugget    cuntpotato    cuntskillet
dick     dickface    dickfire      dickmouth    dickmuffin    dicknose    dicknugget    dickpotato    dickskillet
fart     fartface    fartfire      fartmouth    fartmuffin    fartnose    fartnugget    fartpotato    fartskillet
fuck     fuckface    fuckfire      fuckmouth    fuckmuffin    fucknose    fucknugget    fuckpotato    fuckskillet
hell     hellface    hellfire      hellmouth    hellmuffin    hellnose    hellnugget    hellpotato    hellskillet
shit     shitface    shitfire      shitmouth    shitmuffin    shitnose    shitnugget    shitpotato    shitskillet
turd     turdface    turdfire      turdmouth    turdmuffin    turdnose    turdnugget    turdpotato    turdskillet
twat     twatface    twatfire      twatmouth    twatmuffin    twatnose    twatnugget    twatpotato    twatskillet

Spicy foods may lead to assfire, buttfire, fartfire and hellnose.

[The_Tao_s_Revenge]

I’d like add assweasel, dickweasel, bushweasel, titweasel, whoreweasel, and yourmom

[Brown_Eyed_Girl]

Fuckbutter and bastardcheese are wonderful. I think that food references add so much richness to life.

[sturmhauke]

Bastardcheese is good. I’m also fond of asscube. It just sounds so painful, like, “Dude, I totally passed an asscube after lunch. Now I’ve got buttfire.”

[neutron_star]

Man, I knew this shit was going to happen.

[bienville]

@Cuckoorex

it’s perfectly acceptable to use fuckbutter,

Agreed.
Last Tango in Paris is my cite.

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

@sturmhauke

Bastardcheese is good. I’m also fond of asscube. It just sounds so painful, like, “Dude, I totally passed an asscube after lunch. Now I’ve got buttfire.”

I’ve always referred to that Tom Wolfe novel/Melanie Griffith movie as Buttfire in the Panities.

[JimNightshade]

Are we allowed to ‘verbalize’ these combos? Or is that pushing it? Am I acting asshattery?

[SiXSwordS]

@JimNightshade

… Am I acting asshattery?

More cuntcubish.

[chacoguy]

(cunt)x(cunt)x(cunt)=cunt cubed

[QuercusMax]

My wife often uses fartstick, buttnugget, and assbastard. (Although the first two are generally pluralized and used as interjections)

[The_Tao_s_Revenge]

@chacoguy420

(cunt)x(cunt)x(cunt)=cunt cubed

Ahh cunt³. There’s a very sexist math joke in this.

[Green_Bean]

If you find a pop-up book in the vaginalibrary, you might not be in the vaginalibrary after all.

[SiXSwordS]

Yes, I would like to reserve ISVN: 0520053710 as well as 0721423712

Would you please notify me by e-mail when these are available.

[The_Tao_s_Revenge]

Just remember to stay out of the children’s section of the vaginalibrary.*

BTW 0520053710 is Letters from Prison and Other Essays. It’s a hardcover so not sure if they’d have it in authentic vaginalibrary. At least one I’d patronize anyway.

*historians will pinpoint this post as the exact moment I got on the bus to hell

[SiXSwordS]

@The_Tao_s_Revenge

Just remember to stay out of the children’s section of the vaginalibrary.*

I think that would be the Buh-gina library.