Okay, gang, I’m asking for help.
The other day I was on the bus and sitting across from me was a gorgeous lady. The prettiest woman I’ve seen in a long, long time.
I smiled at her. She smiled back. I go brain dead.
I wanted to say something to her. But I knew that if I opened my mouth, the only thing that I would blubber out was:
“You’re the prettiest woman I’ve seen in a long, long time.”
So I said nothing.
We went our separate ways.
Now, I’m no Brad Pitt. But I’m not the Elephant Man, either.
Why do I freeze up like that?
And do you have any suggestions?
Both male and female responses, please.