Invisible Idiots

Thanks for the drink, QED. Maybe it’ll kill off the weaker brain cells, improving the herd :wink:

Ok, jsgoddess’s last clue doesn’t seem to referencing Angel sans soul…

split apart or stick together, 45 inches, use it to form a bond; Harrison’s role, France is a member, the sound of a leak
Cleave-ell-and Indy-UN-sss : Cleveland Indians
I’d like to thank Google for “ell”…

Niue online; long ago, strike out; tug, ways in
New yore-(irk?) yank-(ees?): New York Yankees

razor brand, say it with your mouth open, vamoose; not yet a Boy, sulfur
Shick-ah-go Cub-S (Chicago Cubs)

young Roger Moore; stead, to be for he; jokester, at home, owners of diners
Saint lieu-is Card-in-Al’s: St. Louis Cardinals

a kind of leader; Ms. Rice, hair goop, you and me; evade, these make us human
(Los?) Anne-gel-us Dodge-(ers?)

I’m assuming the fourth one is “Indianapolis Colts”, but parsing that first word would take a better puzzler than I.

The symbol for strikeout is K. :smiley:

loss leaders
errs

Ha! But no. Not quite. Remember the pattern.

Julie

Forgot to say, it’s yank-keys.

Julie

Philadelphia Colts - nick for Schlafly, uncertain word, where the farmer is, pay up front, German agreement; young equines

You’re a stinker.

Hey, the only stinkers here are the puns. :wink:

That sounds like my cue. :slight_smile: Evenin’, folks.

We-ell, I was thinking Philadelphia Phillies, but I’ll admit to being a stinker. :smiley:

Julie

collects his drink from the bar and toes the line

The Gay Hairdresser’s Toast: Eat, drink and be Mary, for tomorrow, we dye.

smash

Somehow a long defunct cricket team did not seem to be the real answer.

GROAN

flees into the nightholding schnozola

Methinks your pun skills to be better than mine, my friend!

Hmmm…I can hear me. I heard the glass break. Maybe I’m dead?

wanders off, puzzled

Didn’t know that first fact, the last two make sense now.

Have you forgotten where we are? The correct come-back was “you’re way off base.” :smiley:

walks up to the firepit
I hope I’m not coming out of left field by saying jsgoddess is a diamond in the rough, who creates a world series of puzzles, and leaves me with a swing and a miss.

  • downs drink, sends the glass into the fireplace *

Q.E.D., Davebear, were those foul enough for you, or did I strike out?

GROAN

You’ll do, sciguy. :smiley:

Thanks! And let’s see if I can put out some decent puzzles while I’m here:

litigate, for each, male.
expose from a trenchcoat.
hat, can; point rifle, fail, nasty exclamation, exhalation.
fluffy eye covering, extremely, fabric bunny end.
Chivalrous one, avian digestive pouch, entice in.
color, lowest point; british flashlight

Aha! Some I can do!

litigate, for each, male. - Superman
expose from a trenchcoat. - Flash
hat, can; point rifle, fail, nasty exclamation, exhalation.Captain America

Just thought I’d get those in before some super-clever person pips me to the post!

Superman - litigate, for each, male.
Flash - expose from a trenchcoat.
Captain America - hat, can; point rifle, fail, nasty exclamation, exhalation.
Wolverine - fluffy eye covering, extremely, fabric bunny end.
Nightcrawler - Chivalrous one, avian digestive pouch, entice in.
Human Torch - color, lowest point; british flashlight

Chivalrous one, avian digestive pouch, entice in = Nightcrawler

color, lowest point; british flashlight = Human Torch

Grrrrr…darn you, peri!

raspberries Beat ya to it!

Yes, I’d noticed. :stuck_out_tongue: