"Irregular Verbs" - the game.

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1

You know the kind of thing:

I - am consistent
you - are predictable
she - is a total stick in the mud

I - am creative
you - are eccentric
he - is a fuckin’ loon

Gimme your best shot :smiley:

2

I -am high-spirited
you - are emotional
he - is out of control

3

I brief ;
You leak;
He has been prosecuted under the Official Secrets Act.

4

I - am prudent
you - are overly cautions
he - is paralyzed by fear

5

Bernard Wooley said

“I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he’s being charged under section 2A of the Official Secrets Act.”

6

I’m a creative original
You have some quirks
He’s a total whackadoodle

7

I - tell it like it is
you - are too blunt
he - is an effing asshole

8

I - have refined tastes in music
You - are a product of your culture
He - listens to utter garbage

9

I’ve made love to over a thousand people.
You are sexually indiscriminate
She’s a total slut dog who will fuck anyone

10

I - have an ear to the grass roots
You - have a Facebook account
He - is a common gossip

11

I - am precise
you - are pedantic
she - is incapable of seeing the woods for the trees

12

I -delight the message boards with my many interesting postings
You - are totally addicted to this place
He - just cannot shut up about things we don’t care about

13

I - drive correctly
You - drive like a senile gorilla
He - drives like a complete idiot and should be locked up

14

I - am beefy
You - have let yourself go
He - is a fat slob

15

I - am brilliantly well-informed about world affairs
you- have some knowledge about current events
He - is an insufferable know-it-all

16

I’m sex-positive.
You’re kinky.
They are total preverts!

17

I believe in God
You believe in Jesus.
He believes in ancient myths.

18

I’m right.
You’re a stickler.
She’s wholly inflexible.

19

I dress to kill.
You are au courrant in fashion.
She got dressed in a dumpster.

20

I respond.
You over-react.
He pitches a fit.