"Irregular Verbs" - the game.

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I - give careful consideration
you - overthink things
she - dithers endlessly

22

I - follow a carefully planned diet
You - are pedantic about your food choices
He - is a total food faddist nutjob

23

I am an actively responsible citizen.
You follow the news and vote.
He voted for Trump.

24

I am a linguist
You are a pedant
He is a grammar nazi

25

I - have a horrible, non-smoking related medical condition that makes me cough
You - ought to try suppressing that annoying noise you make after you smoke
He - annoys everyone with his loud, insistent, chronic smoking related noises

26

I - enjoy a healthy and active sex life
You - are oversexed
He - is a freakin’ pervert

27

I - am a true (scifi show/comic book title/genre) fan
You - are at a tolerable level, but you’re not really as devoted as I am
He - is a poser and is just embarrassing himself

28

I did what had to be done.
You killed someone in cold blood.
He is a traitor who betrayed his country.
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29

I appreciate the virtuosity displayed by the great masters of classic rock.
You are too unimaginative to listen to any new music.
He is totally stuck in the past, man.

30

I take great care with the activities of my department
You micromanage
He is a monomaniacal control freak.

31

Good one!

32

I - believe all people should be treated equally
You - fight too much for the underdogs of society
She - is a radical lesbian Feminazi

33

I - maintain my youthful enthusiasm
You - are trying to relive your glory days
He - acts childishly immature

34

Reminds me of George Carlin’s, “Everyone who drives slower than you is a moron; everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac.”

I appreciate a good book
You are a bit of a bookworm
She should get outside more often

35

I have attractive crow’s feet.
You are showing your age.
She looks like her 90-year-old grandmother.

36

I am reserved.
You are introverted.
He is boring.

37

My team is the best
Your team got lucky
His team cheated

38

My car is a classic
Your car has seen better days.
His car has been sold for parts.

39

I am a genius.
You are clever.
She is pretentious.

40

I have a great sense of humor.
You laugh at anything.
His constantly laughing annoys me.