I am a visionary
you are not always practical
she is just a dreamer
I have widespread interests.
You lack focus.
He is scatter-brained.
I like to travel a bit.
You really get around.
He is a wanted fugitive.
I have a loving relationship.
You are a serial dater.
He sleeps around.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine now and then.
You’re an oenophile.
He’s a wino.
I have a puckish nature
You are mischievous
He is a troublemaker
I enjoy good food.
You are a gourmet.
He is a gluttonous pig.
I enjoy a cozy mystery now and then.
You need to upgrade your choice of literature.
He reads trash.
I collect classic books.
You have stacks of unread books.
He is a hoarder.
I like cats.
You could, I must say, stand to have fewer felines.
She is a crazy cat lady.
I like to tie one on.
You should probably cut back on your alcohol consumption.
He’s always drunk,
I am chill
You are indifferent
He doesn’t give a shit
I have a serious mental illness that prevents me from working.
You really ought to get it together and stop living off the government.
He’ faking it for the free benefits
I get plenty of rest.
You are lazy.
He’s a total sloth.
I am eclectic.
You have many interests.
He’s spreading himself way too thin.
I’m laid-back about housekeeping and my home looks lived-in.
You should make an effort, your house needs to be to tidied up.
They are lazy slobs and their place is a pigsty.
I terminated an unwanted pregnancy
She succumbed to the pro-abortion agenda.
She murdered her unborn child.
I contribute to this particular section of the forums
You spend too much time here
He’s always posting stupid games
I live an alternate sexual lifestyle.
You really love the guys, don’t you.
He’s a flamboyant faggot
I have some health issues.
You really should take better care of yourself.
He’s got one foot in the grave.