I’ve joined the one, true Christian religion.
You’ve gone wacky on the Jesus thing.
He’s in a dangerous cult
I take on an alternate personality to mess with people
You post off topic comments to irritate people
He’s a troll, whose only purpose is to piss people off
I embrace counterculture
You hang around some unsavory types
He is a criminal
I can find a good bargain
You are hung up on price
He’s a total cheapskate
I am fearless
You fail to exercise proper caution
He’s reckless
I’m organized
You’re predictable
He’s in a rut