Why Chris, I love it when guys call me Aud! And you know, it isn’t often that a Hawaii girl like me hears a New York accent like that…
blushes
Um, wait a minute.
Are you a Mets/Yankees fan? If you are, I’m going to have to end this here. I’m so sorry. See, I’m a Braves fan. It just wouldn’t work… 
STRAIGHT!
I like women! In fact, I love women! I’m not all that crazy about guys and often wonder what women see in many men.
Just throwing my name in the record.
Straight. Every once in a while I do a random “Wait, am I gay?” check. The answer always comes up negative.
Buddy Holly
Is that check every 3 months or 3000 miles?
The accent just sounds sooo smooth. I too am a Braves fan. I’m from the big ATL.
I think I’m straight, but my wife keeps trying to out me. I have this strange feeling I’m disappointing her, somehow.
Then we can work something out! 
The guy I jokingly refer to as my sex slave is going to Atlanta soon. I’m trying to get him to bring me back Javier Lopez. 
There’s the plastic kind . . .
I myself prefer male penises over plastic. And yes, holds up both hands, shows front and back, I am straight. So straight. Straight as can be. Ridiculously straight. Try as I might, I can’t seem to get excited about women on anything other than the intellectual/theoretical level.
Oh, yeah, I’m curvy kind of straight, too. ahem
I am sorry that I offended anyone with the whole male lesbian thing. I did not mean to offend anyone. It was meant as a play on words, and not meant to press anyone’s buttons. Once again I’m sorry.
I’m straight. No snappy lines/puns/etc.
Oh, and I’m a Goy too.
Hand up for straight, but I reserve the right to flirt with whomever I want, regardless of gender 