I can tell you what I’ve had to say in the past when a “suitor” thought “No” really meant “just try harder”: “I’m having a genital herpes outbreak!” It was a lie but it did the trick.
Yep. I’m married now, so this doesn’t apply. I don’t have the luxury of hooking up with crazy bitches because of the various consequences to my family. I would only hook up with classy dames nowadays. Yeah, that’s it.
But back when I was single, if some (attractive) crazy bitch grabbed my cock I doubt I would have had the strength to push her away, no matter how crazy or bitchy she was.
Luckily I’ve been saved from my folly because never once in my entire life has a crazy bitch wanted to fuck me. So I’ve got that going for me.
This certainly doesn’t apply to me of course, but I reckon if she said to another male standing nearby. “Hello I’m an extremly hot woman and I want to fuck you” and then she grabbed his man hood and said, “My God that’s a small penis … do you just use two fingers when you play with that thing”?
and then she says, “You should’ve seen the one I had last night it was so big I couldn’t swallow it all”
That would be a turn off unless your bi-sexual and it tuned you of course 
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If it was Juggy Vanessa, I would have chopped the feet off for her.
My sister did that once, only worse: it was his dick in her throat that abruptly ended that blowjob with a spectacular splash that of dinner and drinks all over his junk. I gotta give it to her boyfriend for coming up with an outstandingly chilled reaction: “Did we spit up?” (He was a doctor, which no doubt accounted for his ability to not leap up screaming and barfing in response, which would have been my reaction.)
Not necessarily a deal-breaker.
“Will you be paying for a half-hour or would you like the entire hour?”
“I don’t do this often,” she said, as the credit-card machine fell out of her purse.
That’s considered flirting in Tennessee and Kentucky.
I read the article. The writer was pretty clueless. As others have said, she wrote stuff that was so over the top that it sounded like a joke, then was offended when men still showed interest.
I’ve done OKCupid, and the stuff that turns me off is chicks being angry: “I am NOT interested in hookups! If that’s what you want, just keep MOVING!”
I take them at their word, and I lose interest in both hookups and everything else. I know it’s a pain for women on there with the scumbag guys ruining it for all the other guys, but the anger just seems like a sign of a character flaw (or multiple flaws).
If it wasn’t clear, I think anyone who sleeps with a repugnant person is feeding at the bottom, irrespective of looks.
Things a woman may say to turn me off from wanting to do her…
“I killed my last ex by poison. I didn’t want him leaving me.”
“I like torturing people. Want to meet the family in my basement?”
“I have 45 STD’s, want some?”
Also if she seemed really stupid or something I don’t want to do something where I feel like I am taking advantage of someone who doesn’t know any better.
“Who do you think you’re going to satisfy with a dick that small?”
“Me.”
These have worked on me:
“The other day I farted on my boyfriend’s penis.”
“Those Muslim women all look stupid in that ridiculous headgear that they wear.”
“Don’t wear a condom, it’s such a turn off. No I’m not on the pill, but it’ll be OK.”
Edit: Also, “That’ll be 500 bucks.”
More edit: Also, “Stick it in my a**”. But that one could just be me, I suppose.
Holy cow. I, ah, was under the impression that siblings didn’t generally know this level of detail about each other’s sex lives.
ETA: the thread title has “fuck” in it, and you still bleeped “ass?”
I have sporadic, uncontrollable diahorrea .
That should do the trick !
I don’t think her test proved much. Her profile was far out enough to be more humorous (whether you found it funny or not), than legitimately crazy. Perhaps if she had one or two well-worded offensive things in there, it would sound more credible, but I wouldn’t be surprised if people, on the internet of all places, saw it as entertaining (who really knocks cups out of homeless people’s hands?). My guess is that instead of x’ing her profile out, they continued reading to see how zany it would get (assuming they read it, at all), so it possibly had the opposite affect.
Then there is the fact that people who would sleep with a woman, regardless of anything she says, obviously responded. Those who wouldn’t, didn’t. On another note, she listed that she was looking for casual sex, and so the people who wanted casual sex contacted her.
Ultimately I understand what she was trying to do, but the answer to the OP is “yes”.
And a marriage proposal in West Virginia.