It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

Do you believe in luck?
How many car accidents are just “luck”?

I never wear seat belts because when your number’s up it’s :eek:

Who will people trust in the future?
Orcas vs. sea lions vs. fishermen, et al

When it comes to sharing my seafood platter, I’d probably pick the fisherman.

Do as I say. . .oops.
LA plane crash

A textbook case of “not as I do.”

"Gringo" - Is it offensive? How offensive?
Photos of genitalia

It’s not as offensive as photos of genitalia.

Things that make you immediately stop reading something
Photos of genitalia

I realize they wanted to spice up the Gideon Bible, but it just seems…wrong.

During a traffic stop, the officer asks permission to search my vehicle. I decline. Now what?
Mug Shots

Geeze, the Fourth Amendment is in worse shape than I thought.

The seven universal morals?
What is the point of living if we’re all going to die?

Alrighty then - let’s PARTY! :tada: :tada: :tada:

** Why no recent Ultima Thule images?
icicles**

Space is cold.

King James I, sponsor of the most perfect Bible translation, the KJV, was bisexual?
Do endless sexual opportunites actually get boring?

He was so bored with being able to have sex with anyone that he wrote a bible.

**Five days in Las Vegas, and I don’t gamble-what to do?
Do endless sexual opportunites actually get boring? **

“What happens in Vegas–yawn–stays in Vegas.”

Lousy Descriptions ?
Photos of genitalia

** Cougar tracks
It’s getting harder and harder to get Doctor Appointments.**

Seeing that the last two MDs to make house calls disappeared without a trace, I’d say your local physicians are starting to wise up. :eek:

Google Maps finds
The ‘Negro Motorist Green Book’ (1936-1967)

I didn’t know it was lost!

Usage: How did “out of pocket” get its current meaning?
When discarding an old computer?

I’ll be out of pocket: I’ll be at home for the next week but I’m discarding my old computer so I can’t answer questions.

Cougar tracks
Google Maps finds

Would be sort of helpful if Google mapped these.

Were any of them named Doogie Howser by any chance?

Friend always mention shitty things that husband does. What’s the proper response?
Photos of genitalia

“And the way he goes on about my credit card spending…WHOA!”

Given a breakup is going to happen, when’s the best time?
Photos of genitalia

I don’t know about the timing, but she sent me a photo of some guy’s penis with the caption 'This is YOU! :mad: ’

What do you call this type of street?
Begging for a Job on LinkedIn?

In a move widely regarded as unwise, their marketing department paid lots of money to change Elm Street to “Begging for a Job on LinkedIn Park” for a week.

How did the universe and consciousness create themselves from nothing?
Utah county wants to split

And then the mayor became the God of the newly splitted universe amirite?