It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

Any off the wall ideas to test the ‘life is a simulation’ theory?
Photos of genitalia

Well, I will grant you that that’s off the wall…

Lamest Cartoon Series Ever
Do You Edit on Wikipedia?

Hey, it’s better than World of World of Warcraft.

Financial dilemma: What would you do?
Please recommend me a moisturizer

I’d probably buy the less expensive one

Do endless sexual opportunites actually get boring?
What do you call this type of street?

They used to call it Grope**** Lane.

**Solutions for elderly relative who won’t hang up phone
The ‘Negro Motorist Green Book’ (1936-1967)
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If you want to talk to your friends all the time, gramps, well, you can just drive to Memphis for that price.

** Is making friends harder these days?
Photos of genitalia **

That may not be the best way to introduce yourself.

The simple pleasure of an ice cold Coke
Do endless sexual opportunites actually get boring?

Yeah, who’d want to bother with some dumb orgy, when there’s a cold, frosty Coca-Cola™ waiting for you in the fridge?

** So what was your simple act of kindness today?
The simple pleasure of an ice cold Coke**

Jobless and needing shelter for the night? Have a Coke, my good man. :slight_smile:

Financial dilemma: What would you do?
Who has represented you in Congress?
How have you made government 'work for you’

Have you been represented by someone who lets you make government ‘work for you’, wink wink, nudge nudge?

Ever notice how some PhD holder are incredibly arrogant and think of themselves as gods?
So it’s not just the Catholics

No, you’re thinking of saints.

** Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm

How long have you been married?

Finally, thigh chafe days are over (thinking about summer dresses, yay!)

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**I Almost Went Out With A Literal Bang This Weekend

Happy Valentine’s Day, my Doper chums!
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** After an appendectomy?
Human Foot Washed Up on Beach: Male or Female?**

Are you sure you passed your surgery boards?

** Bragging on my new motorcycle
I Almost Went Out With A Literal Bang This Weekend
This person does not exist **

Almost? Anymore!

Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm

I Almost Went Out With A Literal Bang This Weekend

** What should they play at your funeral?
Cougar tracks**

“In memory of Bob Bunschlagel - yes, we’ll all miss him.” :frowning:

When to replace laptop
After an appendectomy?

Sure, you’ll be pretty sore down there for a little while, but I don’t think a full replacement is necessary.

**What do you do to cheer yourself up?
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies **

Hey, guys, I’ve been feeling a little down, so could everyone not post any more in this thread? Thanks!

** Is there such thing as a stupid question?
Have Trump supporters been causing mass shootings and the stories being buried?**

Well…

A list of way Trump is helping Russia, et al.
Air Fryer make/model suggestions

Is it just coincidence that the only air fryer I can find in my local stores is the Kalashnikov Glorious Oligarch model?

What do you do to cheer yourself up?
Mass Killings in the United States 2019

Brings a right smile to my face every time.