** Cirrhosis? WT Everloving F?
So I Have Cirrhosis…**
Worst. Pickup lines. Ever.
Chimpanzee’s closest relative?
Galactic Ghoul
Have Trump supporters been causing mass shootings and the stories being buried?
How to get last night riot into the news?
** I Almost Went Out With A Literal Bang This Weekend
How long have you been married?**
**Need help identifying something found with my Catholic MIL’s things!
The Holy Platter **
** What do you do to cheer yourself up?
Manual typewriters are great!**
Is too much capsaicin dangerous/harmful?
A Plumbing Question
It’s dangerous to your plumbing, if you know what I mean.
** Woooo, heading off traveling tomorrow!
How to See the Moon **
That’s quite a journey
** When did zombies change from magic to science?
Who do you think the most underrated rock guitarist is? **
Tom Toomey of The Zombies
**Mass Killings in the United States 2019
No swimming! A vasectomy celebration thread. **
Technically, you’re not killing 'em, just blocking their way out.
If it doesn’t burn coming out, it wasn’t hot enough going in.
When did zombies change from magic to science?
Yesterday
Payless Shoes - closing all 2100 US stores
Mass Killings in the United States 2019
Oh the shoemanity!
How long have you been married?
Long time in the MMP
Outside of the MMP, I’ve still been married a long time!
From the Main Page:
Dubious Devices
Are Segways a Flop?
** Do you like celebrating your birthday?
Does it take a village? Or MYOB?
**
Yeah, it takes an entire village to properly celebrate my birthday. I follow the Bilbo Baggins model.
**What do you do to cheer yourself up?
When the apocolypse comes, I’m raising skunks
**
Whatever works for you, man.
Does Yau-Yau have a meaning in Chinese?
Chimpanzee’s closest relative?
Dang, that kid’s gonna get a ribbing from his classmates when he starts school. 
** I don’t always buy a car, but when I do, I prefer to know what I’m doing.
Self driving cars are still decades away
**
Non English Grammar Pet Peeves
“Gringo” - Is it offensive? How offensive?
Things that make you immediately stop reading something
Seeing the non English offensive word “Gringo”
** How has the Trump presidency affected your life?
Why do people start smoking?**
I started smoking when Trump became President