Paying extra on mortgage payments
Would this be a violation of two-party consent?
Only if the contract didn’t allow extra payments.
** Should businesses be allowed to be cashless?
Is Fox News really all that bad?**
They wouldn’t be all that bad if they were cashless, if you know what I mean.
Chinese Translation Question
What does “yu yubai” mean in Chinese?
Does Yau-Yau have a meaning in Chinese?
What are the LAST lines of the book(s) you’ve just finished?
When did zombies change from magic to science?
I have to write a zombie tale just to use that last line.
** When did eggs become the breakfast staple (in the US)?
Jussie Smollett (Empire) alleged hate crime attack.**
To hell with breakfast. Jussie has egg on his face.
Is sex over-rated or under-rated?
How long have you been married?
**California gives up High Speed Rail project, why is the US a failure and laughing stock? **
Train Travel: Barcelona to Paris
Because the US sucks at Geography?
**What is the name of the widget I seek?
Question for non-Americans? Word for “jacknife”?
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Latest Big Island Lava Damage Map Released.
So I’m unemployed now…
Could’ve told you there was no future at the Mauna Loa Wings N’ More. 
My DNA is being extracted in the lab
Suddenly…For no apparent reason.
Suure…that’s what all the serial killers say. :dubious:
Size of bowel movement
Psychological term for a sudden shift in perspective accompanying great emotion
The Greaseman used to refer to it as having “a massive”. And oh, what a relief it is. 
** Again with the annoying commercials!
Why was early television so terrible for so long? **
Alex Trebek voice: Right question for $1000.
Semen transfer by innocent means?
Does restaurant delivery mean inside the building to your door?
‘No, I haven’t been unfaithful, dear. I felt like Chinese and ordered cream of sum yung guy.’
** How long would I last at 50c / 122F?
Fixing my snowblower**
…in a heavy winter coat, wearing a wool cap and mittens? Not very long.
**12 year old builds working nuclear reactor
Neighbors from hell **
It wasn’t the reactor that made it hell, it was their ICBM program,
"Never speak ill of the dead" doesn’t apply to…
The Atheist and the Pastor
“He was a good man, but he’s still burning in hell, amirite?”
Separated by a whole bunch of threads, so it’s not even close to Sequential, but I still had to put it here:
** What words do you or people you know substitute for obscenities and blasphemies?
“Gosh, golly, jeez-oh-pete!”
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** 12 year old builds working nuclear reactor
There’s a hole in my back, Dear Lisa, a hole!**
But on the bright side, your heating bills are waaay down.
** Why is prostitution illegal?
Robert Kraft **
I bet he’s asked that question a lot lately.
Separated by three:
** Satan shits out gold and jewels
Why can’t these plumbing/sewage systems handle toilet paper?
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