It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

Jewel Tea
Satan shits out gold and jewels

and pees out jewel tea.

** Suddenly…For no apparent reason.

I Love My Dentist **

Suddenly…For no apparent reason.
I Love My Dentist

I think we all know the reason: nitrous oxide.

** Where did the earth’'s wter come from?
Size of bowel movement**

“And lo, the Lord experienceth a dreadful case of Diarrhea after eating Mexican food, and cast a Mighty Movement over the earth, filling the oceans, which did stink to high Heaven.”

Why am I getting The Wonder Twins in my head now?

‘Form of… The Earth!’
‘Size of… A bowel movement!’

**corn syrup in beer does it matter ?
Trivial, yet controversial views (What are yours)
**
That’s pretty much at the top of my list

How many times have you been a victim of a violent crime?
Is there an alternative to school?

Sounds like your school was pretty violent.

Unemployment - how is eligibility determined
Size of bowel movement

That’s a shitty way of doing it.

Alex Honnold can climb a half-mile of sheer vertical rock.
Rocketeer changes the oil in his Fiat

Someone’s losing the manhood challenge game

Satan shits out gold and jewels
Neighbors from hell

Check out their outhouse…

Mass Killings in the United States 2019
Paul in Qatar
Welcome to Canadoper Pub, 2019!

Good thing the second thread won’t contribute to the first!

Trivial, yet controversial views (What are yours)
Spike Lee protesting the best picture winner…
On The Basis Of Sex

That’s not how I heard it.

** Size of bowel movement
Effects of stasis on adaptive immunity **

I’m regular as clockwork and I haven’t had a cold since 1972. Yee-haw!

** The only object Jesus made was a whip?
Dead Sea bath salts turning into liquid over time**

Dunno what church you go to, but the services sound like a blast. :eek:

Poll: For those who have, or had, Universal Health Care
Experience with Anesthesia

If the Death Panels approve it, you get a shot of whiskey and then a cosh to the head to knock you unconscious. Otherwise, you just have to have a few of your friends come with you to the OR and hold you down.

** Things Your Parents do that Drive you Nuts
Dumb ATM design **

“Jeez, can’t you give me my allowance in bitcoin like all the other moms and dads?”

Sushi Is Now Officially Mainstream in the US Midwest
An old lady got pissed at me in a bar last night.

For ordering sushi at the bar?

Sushi Is Now Officially Mainstream in the US Midwest
How Good is Your Color perception?

Midwesterners, here’s a tip. If the fish is green and the nori is not, stay away from the sushi.

** What could be better than:
It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)**

India and Pakistan: tensions escalating
Neighbors from hell

Yep–neighbors with nukes are definitely the worst.