Trivial, yet controversial views (What are yours)
Michael Hutchence was a great singer
You take that back!
What could be better than:
India and Pakistan: tensions escalating
NOTHING, I tell you! (Taps overlord fingers.)
** What could be better than:
Spoonful of Sugar Stockholm Syndrome
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** How is a human corpse brought through the airport onto a flight?
Does The Digestive System React Badly When A Long-Term Vegan (Years, Decades) Eats Meat?**
If you’re planning to feed real pork barbecue to Aunt Millie, better just buy her a standby airline ticket.
** Are parents who don’t push their teenagers to get jobs doing bad by them?
Things Your Parents do that Drive you Nut44
Stupid/Useless rules your work has that nobody follows
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My parents are driving me nuts by making me get a job at a place with stupid rules that I will not follow!
**What could be better than:
Sushi Is Now Officially Mainstream in the US Midwest **
“Hot damn! I never thought I’d be able to get a decent maguro nigiri roll right here in Dubuque!”
**What could be better than:
Neighbors from hell
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What, indeed?
** How do the California fires start?
Help me remember - weird bug with a weird name?**
That’s it - fireflies! :mad:
**Car windows are always fogging up!
How is a human corpse brought through the airport onto a flight? **
If the corpse is still fogging up the window on the drive to the airport he ain’t dead yet!
** When should a child with a job, no debt, not going to school, but no real savings, leave the house?
Are parents who don’t push their teenagers to get jobs doing bad by them?**
And besides, we need your room for storage. 
50 years since the Apollo moon landings so why no close up pics of the landing sites?
Car windows are always fogging up!
Otherwise I’d have taken plenty of pictures from my space Tesla.
** Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
Science experiment for African high school? **
Might be good for poor countries that can’t afford lab equipment. But kind of dull for the kiddies. 
** The only object Jesus made was a whip?
Why the southern district of New York?**
Lots of people in Poughkeepsie could use a good scourging. :mad:
** How has President Trump pissed you off today?
Goodbye, Straight Dope**
We’ll miss you, PrezThump…NOT!
** BIL’s antics affecting our bank accounts
Experience with Anesthesia **
He’s settled down a lot since we started administering regular doses of chloroform.
What are the LAST lines of the book(s) you’ve just finished?
Hohner’s cheap harmonicas
From Down And Out With Leo Epstein:
“I coulda been the greatest blues performer of all time,” he sobbed. “if it wasn’t for Hohner’s cheap harmonicas!”
THE END.
How to guarantee your bread won’t get moldy
Question about “Mafia sheets” (printed bed linens)
Nice bread you got there! Shame if it got … moldy!
When you order carry out from a restaurant, make sure …
Amy Winehouse is dead
Your close brush with mediocrity
I jumped off the Stratosphere
I just couldn’t take all the mediocrity!
Once I post this they will be sequential:
** Stuff I never thought I would say …
I jumped off the Stratosphere**