**Stuff I never thought I would say …
The I do not want to go to work MMP **
No, I say I don’t want to go to work pretty much every day. 
Now that you know your cat’s personality, what would you name her/him?
Wee sleekit beastie
** Experience with Anesthesia
Doper cooks: what did I do wrong? **
You know your Hollandaise sauce is too boring, when guests do a face plant into the asparagus.
** Things You Learned/Figured Out At A Surprisingly Advanced Age
Cat peeing in the house! Help!**
So it wasn’t the Windex making your eyes water, huh?
**Speak to me in song titles!
Iconic song titles…diminished **
That gives me an idea for a new thread!
**Now that you know your cat’s personality, what would you name her/him?
I jumped off the Stratosphere**
**Stuff I never thought I would say …
How to guarantee your bread won’t get moldy**
Five days in Las Vegas, and I don’t gamble-what to do?
How bad is prison?
Cause frankly your only other options might involve prison.
** Five days in Las Vegas, and I don’t gamble-what to do?
Recommend an African Birding Tour!**
I know some good ones, but you’re going to need a helluva fast shuttle bus.
** Does anyone else get nauseous and/or slightly dizzy in certain buildings?
How bad is prison?
Things You Learned/Figured Out At A Surprisingly Advanced Age**
I went to prison at age 60, and it was so bad I for nauawoua and dizzy!
What is the cutoff point for “bitter” cold?
Is Minnesota really that cold?
What’s the cutoff? I’d say South Dakota
How bad is prison?
The closest you’ve ever come to death
That bad, huh?
That’s what you get for brewing hooch made from fermented prunes. 
** What are your “Well…yeah” political stances?
Reality leans left?
**
Well…yeah!
Alex Trebek diagnosed with Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer
Alex Trebek diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer
What is a “p***”?
Yup, that’s p*** all right.
** Suggestions for the Beverly Hills/Hollywood area?
How bad is prison? **
It’s no picnic, since they eliminated monogrammed towels and made inmates sign up in advance for tennis courts.
Medically moronic media moments.
Michael Jackson’s Kids
Right you are
**Is Minnesota really that cold?
[Tell me about living in] Baltimore
**
Well, to begin with, it’s usually not as cold…
Things that you reuse that others might recycle or trash
Cardboard box lampshade
Recycling at its best!
Five days in Las Vegas, and I don’t gamble-what to do?
American Community Survey
“Oh, I don’t like gambling. I’m just going to spend my time filling out this form I got from the Census Bureau.”
** Mom topples over into crib with her 30 lb toddler.
I feel like climatologists need to stop predicting the future.**
Well, it was getting boring saying stuff like “an even chance of more or less precipitation this spring”.
**Who do you think will be the next big celebrity to die?
Wallace and Gromit fan thread
**
Not Wallace! Not Gromit!
They have so much to live for yet, so much to do, before they’re reduced to common clay!
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