Seems like yesterday I saw:
Why isn’t implicit differentiation using infinitesimals taught earlier?
Annoying Everyday Phrases
** How does European football work?
What defenses are currently employed against affirmative-action/gender cheaters?**
Newcastle United uses the 5-2-2-1 formation, but the occasional cheat still sneaks through.
“G-O-A-L!!!”
Separated by two, but irresistible:
** Where did “Texas Toast” actually come from…and how can we put a stop to it?
Poll: Why can’t I get decent toast in restaurants?
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** Your best spur of the moment one-liners
Adam & Eve … The Untold Story. **
I used that line when Mrs. J. and I showed up at the beach in our new swim wear. It got plenty of laughs. 
I worry that my son has no love life
Are there any young Dicks anymore?
** I hate passwords, help me out.
What Software Do I Need?**
You don’t need no fancy software. Just use “admin” for your username and “password” . Easy to remember!
** Poll: How do YOU wipe your bum?
Poll: Which Old-Timey (Pre-Industrialization) Skills Do You Have? (Read OP for more info if confused)**
Sadly, that’s the only one. 
Hospital Income- From Where?
Being aware during surgery
If you don’t pay your bills, you might be “aware during surgery”, if you know what I mean.
How do YOU wipe your bum?
How would urine run down a woman’s leg if the legs are spread wide so there’s enough space?
The Board is turning in an unsettling direction.
Poll: How do YOU wipe your bum?
The Milgram Experiment – Has it been run recently?
If that’s the one where you ask for volunteers…well, let me know how that works out for you. :dubious:
Alex Honnold can climb a half-mile of sheer vertical rock.
GoFundMe campaign for medical bills
OK, almost a half-mile.
**Odd opening songs for rock musicians
Anyone wanna talk banjo?
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If I ran the grocery store!
Poll: How do YOU wipe your bum?
Toilet paper is in aisle 12.
** What is your state’s most iconic sight?
Poll: How do YOU wipe your bum?**
C’mon, even Arkansas can do better than that.
Who has made the most $ with the least talent?
Should Elizabeth Holmes get jail time?
Yes, but only for making a lot of money without talent.
** What do large animals do with their large brains?
A question about how college works**
The way it works is that Division I football players tend to wind up as “exercise science” and “human development” majors.
Human Nature is Inherently Stupid
Trump wants to replace food stamps with a box of processed food, everyone gets the same thing
Not all Human Nature. However, Trump is inherently stupid.
** So, are you having your groceries delivered yet?
Please, please write, or email your senators and representatives.
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Hello, Senator? They’re not delivering my groceries yet. What can you do about it?
Why isn’t implicit differentiation using infinitesimals taught earlier?
So, are you having your groceries delivered yet?
I’ll take, “Desperate attempts to respond to rhetorical questions you don’t understand” for $400, Alex.
What’s the greatest distance someone has run over an hour, a day, a week or a month?
If I ran the grocery store!
I’d run it the farthest anyone has run it in a week.
What Constitutes a “Spoiler”?
Global Exposure