It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

Should we get a budgie?
Cat Wars – A Solution At Last?

The Cat Wars of the early 21st Century finally began to recede when a new form of ammunition was discovered.

**How do I make the fluffiest eggs?
I’m bored with food.
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Excessive experimentation in pursuit of fluffy eggs would bore me, too. For God’s sake, throw a steak or a salad in there 9nce in a while.

** Latin in Catholic services–making a comeback?
The recent taboo of using the N-word under ANY circumstances**

So that’s what the “N” in “INRI” stands for!

Why does drinking soda on an empty stomach cause stomach cramps?
How long does a nuclear explosion last?

With Atomic Mr. Pibb, about 3 milliseconds. :eek:

Should we get a budgie?
I got Diverticulitis

Fezziwinks II: Now with Feathers!

** France: What are the yellow vests protests about?
Taming an insect as a pet**

No, that’s what the yellow jacket protests are about.

Les cafards sont animals de compagnie? Mais non! Jamais! Aux barricades!!!

Tuna sells for $3,000,000
Just set out a trap-line in my study.

“You have tuna in your study?”
“No, but for three million bucks I figure it’s worth a shot.”

What’s the worst reaction you’ve ever had to medication?
living paycheck to paycheck

Warning: may cause fetal insomnia, intermittent plague, headache, and bankruptcy.

**Just set out a trap-line in my study.

Drunken, obnoxious, Arkansas dopers!

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I caught one!

** Ants, round six and they keep coming back.
Impeachment? Then, what?**

Set up a Congressional Committee on Ant Encroachment. Then, demand their tax returns. :mad:

Impeachment? Then, what?
Mongolian Folk Rock

Naw, he’d be unfazed by that since he’d think “throat singing” was going to be something different.

** Question about absolute zero
Can a billionaire buy land in Canada or Greenland and from his own country? **

C’mon. While winters in those countries get pretty bad, you can expect at least some molecules to keep moving even during the worst cold snaps.

** A haunted TV in the MMP
I’m Afraid For My Daughter**

They’re…here!! :eek:

Anyone ever discover in an old show, a great talent you wern’t aware of, only to find…
Funniest Musicians?

I thought the Smothers Brothers were just comedy, but they kept breaking out in to song. Annoying!

** Taming an insect as a pet
How bad is homelessness where you live?**

Sounds a bit grim. On the other hand, people might donate extra cash if you’re walking a giant cockroach on a leash while holding a sign that says “Duke is hungry”.

What’s the point of guilt?
Woman in coma gives birth

Dude, She’s Like, in a Coma! That’s just wrong!!! :mad:

**Question about absolute zero

OK, why is my computer freezing up?

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** I’m Afraid For My Daughter
Just set out a trap-line in my study. **

That’ll keep her from gallivanting around at night.

**Anyone ever discover in an old show, a great talent you wern’t aware of, only to find…
Cold War American films showing Soviets in a positive light

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Just when you find a talented guy playing Breshnev, he is making Breshnev likeable.