Should we get a budgie?
Cat Wars – A Solution At Last?
The Cat Wars of the early 21st Century finally began to recede when a new form of ammunition was discovered.
**How do I make the fluffiest eggs?
I’m bored with food.
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Excessive experimentation in pursuit of fluffy eggs would bore me, too. For God’s sake, throw a steak or a salad in there 9nce in a while.
** Latin in Catholic services–making a comeback?
The recent taboo of using the N-word under ANY circumstances**
So that’s what the “N” in “INRI” stands for!
Why does drinking soda on an empty stomach cause stomach cramps?
How long does a nuclear explosion last?
With Atomic Mr. Pibb, about 3 milliseconds. :eek:
Should we get a budgie?
I got Diverticulitis
Fezziwinks II: Now with Feathers!
** France: What are the yellow vests protests about?
Taming an insect as a pet**
No, that’s what the yellow jacket protests are about.
Les cafards sont animals de compagnie? Mais non! Jamais! Aux barricades!!!
Tuna sells for $3,000,000
Just set out a trap-line in my study.
“You have tuna in your study?”
“No, but for three million bucks I figure it’s worth a shot.”
What’s the worst reaction you’ve ever had to medication?
living paycheck to paycheck
Warning: may cause fetal insomnia, intermittent plague, headache, and bankruptcy.
**Just set out a trap-line in my study.
Drunken, obnoxious, Arkansas dopers!
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I caught one!
** Ants, round six and they keep coming back.
Impeachment? Then, what?**
Set up a Congressional Committee on Ant Encroachment. Then, demand their tax returns. :mad:
Impeachment? Then, what?
Mongolian Folk Rock
Naw, he’d be unfazed by that since he’d think “throat singing” was going to be something different.
** Question about absolute zero
Can a billionaire buy land in Canada or Greenland and from his own country? **
C’mon. While winters in those countries get pretty bad, you can expect at least some molecules to keep moving even during the worst cold snaps.
** A haunted TV in the MMP
I’m Afraid For My Daughter**
They’re…here!! :eek:
Anyone ever discover in an old show, a great talent you wern’t aware of, only to find…
Funniest Musicians?
I thought the Smothers Brothers were just comedy, but they kept breaking out in to song. Annoying!
** Taming an insect as a pet
How bad is homelessness where you live?**
Sounds a bit grim. On the other hand, people might donate extra cash if you’re walking a giant cockroach on a leash while holding a sign that says “Duke is hungry”.
What’s the point of guilt?
Woman in coma gives birth
Dude, She’s Like, in a Coma! That’s just wrong!!! :mad:
**Question about absolute zero
OK, why is my computer freezing up?
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** I’m Afraid For My Daughter
Just set out a trap-line in my study. **
That’ll keep her from gallivanting around at night.
**Anyone ever discover in an old show, a great talent you wern’t aware of, only to find…
Cold War American films showing Soviets in a positive light
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Just when you find a talented guy playing Breshnev, he is making Breshnev likeable.