**Get Rich! Become a Book Author!
Unrealistic expectations or just like to bitch?
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Sure I would like it if my book made me rich, but I expect to just be bitchin’ about it when it doesn’t
** Is there any way for Sears to reverse their decline or be salvaged?
My computer is 8 years old and still works like it’s brand new. **
Well jeez, if people like you would just buy a new computer at Sears, the company wouldn’t be bankrupt. :mad:
**What’s a typical range for air conditioned air temperature coming out of the vents?
Question about absolute zero
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You gotta stop using that Helium Dilution Refrigerator in your home cooling system!
** Weatherman fired for uttering a racial slur on air
Drunken, obnoxious, Arkansas dopers!
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Did you look for your Christmas presents when you were a kid? Why?
Squatters’ Rights and Adverse Possession
If anyone got to play with them for an hour before I did, they became theirs!
I have a Mac that’s 13 years old. Works great and I use it everyday.
** Have you ever had a paranormal experience?
Squatters’ Rights and Adverse Possession**
Yeah, there was the time Bigfoot parked his furry butt in my La-Z-Boy and wouldn’t get up. Had to fill him full of 0000 buckshot before he’d move. :smack:
** TMI: My rectum is on fire (anal fissure)
Rewiring your brain to stifle hiccups **
That’s one way to stop hiccuping. What works for me is whacking my fingers with a ball-peen hammer. 
Question about absolute zero
OK, why is my computer freezing up?
“Sir, it clearly states in your User Manual that your computer has been designed to operate at temperatures between 50° to 95° Fahrenheit. 459.67° below zero is definitely outside the recommended temperature limits.”
These two threads keep bumping against each other. I first posted the pair ten entries up.
** TMI: My rectum is on fire (anal fissure)
Should I keep these speakers? **
Try turning down the volume a bit.
Separated by one:
** TMI: My rectum is on fire (anal fissure)
I haz silencer.
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** What exactly is a “no thumb safety?”
Bra Gun**
Better keep those thumbs to yourself, bub. :eek:
Impeachment? Then, what?
More NC Elections Shenanigans
** Should we get a budgie?
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies**
THIS! Is an … EX … BUDGIE!
Not together but in reverse order:
I haz silencer.
TMI: My rectum is on fire (anal fissure)
At least one can suffer in silence.
** Where’s Bricker?
What to do in Dallas?
My bank account was hacked. 
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Where’s Bricker? In Dallas, hacking bank accounts!
With a Lead Pipe!
Hate your job? Take solace in this fact:
I do not have an ego
All the transgender/binary/genderqueer/LGBQTIetc is just the 2010’s equivalent of…
1970’s Custom Vans!
And they’re absolutely faaaaabulousss!!!
What’s the worst reaction you’ve ever had to medication?
Celebrity Death Pool 2019