I have stopped . . .
I’m a half an inch off from the universe.
I’m picturing Wile E. Coyote the moment after he’s run of the edge of a cliff. Only this would be worse. I think.
How do you organize your books?
I’m gonna assume you are physically plain, “imperfect” or outright homely…
Lessee…wig and toupee books, lowest shelf…plastic surgery for dummies, middle shelf…masks and cosmetics, whole separate bookcase…
**If you have a very attractive sibling, do you recognize that they’re attractive?
Who’s that man? **
“…He’s a real hunk!”
“For God’s sake, Mary Sue, that’s your brother!”
**What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
1970’s Custom Vans!!!**
** Is your blood missing Indian B? Zainab needs you!
Free Jeep!**
Wow, all my blood bank gives donors is orange juice and cookies. 
**All the transgender/nonbinary/genderqueer/LGBTQIA+ stuff of today, is just the 2010s equivalent of…
Should we get a budgie?
Clearly, I’ve been gone too long…
**
**USPS package tracking is down?
I have stopped . . .
**
I started out so hopeful but with the government shutdown, and now this…
Why is prostitution illegal?
Is Fox News really all that bad?
They lost a certain amount of credibility after changing their motto from “Fair and Balanced” to “Girls, Girls, Girls!”.
I have stopped . . .
The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread
But it was going so well!
** What was South Asian cuisine like before the Columbian Exchange ?
Glow in the dark **
Heavy on fungi, huh? Cool!
From New Posts, and much too good to wste:
**Why is prostitution illegal?
Trump associates may have…
Most expensive punchline? **
Trump and an pensive prostitute punchline. It writes itself.
** Breaking a Trillion Dollar Bill - Possible?
A foot in YOUR door. **
Anyone who puts a foot in my door asking for change of a trillion dollar bill gets the hose. :mad:
**Catch a Predator
1970’s Custom Vans!!!**
It’s like honey to a bear!
** European housing - what’s with all the doors and corridors?
A foot in YOUR door.
**
See, if they Didn’t have “all the doors and corridors”, you couldn’t guarantee that you’d have a foot in your door.
** what will be the next nutritional “wisdom” or big food fad?
Pet Groomers: Will You Express a Dog’s Butt Glands? (TMI)**
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Which is grammatically correct?
If you have a very attractive sibling, do you recognize that they’re attractive?
Cats & their “wet” food
The first one is more correct. Singular “they” has been in use for centuries, while scare quotes are sometimes frowned upon if you are not actually quoting someone or referring to the usage of a word.
** Trump serving fast food to Clemson players during White House visit
It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)**
What came from the crypt–the fast food or Trump?
** Trump serving fast food to Clemson players during White House visit
1970’s Custom Vans!!!**
Hope he also remembered to hand out complimentary high-top Keds sneakers.
**Why is prostitution illegal?
The five billion dollar wall **
We can’t have freelancers competing with the wall’s glory holes! :mad:
** Things people buy and end up not using.
Sardines! **