It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

When did country music jump the shark?
Songs that should end before they do

Country songs should all end right when they begin amirite?

Things you do, that without context…
rehab after a stroke

By “stroke”, I didn’t mean that!

The greatest skill I’ve ever acquired in my life
Being the last poster in a thread and then it dies

And to think I was satisfied with finally learning to tie my shoelaces.

** TMI: My rectum is on fire (anal fissure)
Do you hold grudges? **

**Toddler’s car seat falls out of car and is unharmed and rescued.
Do you hold grudges? **

Toddler: ‘Nah, I’m OK. It’s all good.’

**Do you hold grudges?
Deaths in the family **

Cousin shouldn’t have made me take the smaller cookie when I was five. :mad:

** A foot in YOUR door.
MRI on my knee - a little help please? **

Next time, keep your foot out of MY door. :mad:

What does non-toxic masculinity look like?
The five billion dollar wall

Non-toxic masculinity.

Fermi Paradox. What am I missing?
Cities lined up in a row?

Only ALIENS could have drawn such a straight line that our cities are placed on!

Euphemisms for sex in Rock & Roll
Question about ineligible receivers

:dubious:

In medical systems that reward doctors for patient outcomes, how to avoid cherry picking patients
Go to first new post low sodium … mayonnaise???

Not a bad idea. I’ve seen ads that say “Practice Limited To Miracle Whip Users”.

** What is–and isn’t–a dinosaur?
What’s this Old Timey thing in photograph**

She does look a bit reptilian in a long-necked gown, but I’d swear that’s Great-Aunt Mabel.

How much change?
Ask the trans woman.

I dunno, worth asking.

What is–and isn’t–a dinosaur?
Cockroaches

They are simultaneously dinosaurs and not dinosaurs.

A three-fer:

Update: I have a Consulting Job Now
New job! I’ve never been the boss before.
Real life Cinderella Stories

Getting a job as a consulting boss (?) is the new Cinderella story.

** How do the adjustable knobs in my car work?
What Aircraft Is This?**

I’ll take “Top !00 Things You Don’t Want To Hear Your Driver Or Pilot Say” for $200, Alex. :eek:

Help me rethink my stew recipe
Danny Partridge

** Ask the trans woman.
George Washingtons dentist**

If this is the plot of the next Will Ferrell movie, I refuse to even watch the trailer. :mad:

** What’s white on the outside and brown on the inside?
Worst skyscraper ever**

**Dillinger’s or anyone’s penis
“Johnny come lately”… **

I thought he only referred to it as “Dick”, “Johnson” or “Cock Robin”. :dubious:

Signing off
Dillinger’s or anyone’s penis

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