** Do you ever pull a “double feature” at the theater?
Euphemisms for sex in Rock & Roll **
This is why I always bring a box of Handi-Wipes when I go to the movies. 
** And the Grammy for Best Use of the F-word in a Song goes to …
ideas for FRESH GREEN BEANS plz **
Jeez, hip-hop has gotten ridiculously tame.
** Confiscation of guns: What do gun owners fear exactly?
Concrete colored paint?
**
Don’t ask me why
**What is the most fanatical fandom currently active? (not meant as an insult to anyone)
Danny Partridge**
It’s true they’re a small group, but they are REALLY dedicated.
Why do Brits find Gingers so horrifying?
Only 4 percent of women think they are beautiful?
At least, 96% of British women find gingers horrifying.
** Hitting sixty and begining to freak out.
Most Ridiculous Injury you have ever had in your life?**
Paper cuts from opening all those AARP mail solicitations. :smack::mad:
Why is everything so dark?
No Candy Hearts this Valentine’s Day.
That brings everybody down.
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen…
Amanda Knox
Fermi Paradox. What am I missing?
When did mold become evil?
We can’t communicate with the intelligent mold that is inhabiting most other solar systems. On the other hand, it’s evil, so that might be a good thing.
The saddest comic strip of all time. .
No Candy Hearts this Valentine’s Day.
Charlie Brown SIGH
** Was there ever a time in your memory when people were optimistic about the future/economy?
The mind is pictures?
**
I picture people snuggling up with cuddly, big GNP numbers.
Euphemisms for sex in Rock & Roll
Anyone have a great apple strudel recipe?
IF you know what I mean 
** Lemme tell you about my cats.
Ask the guy who is so sick of your shit right now**
Have you considered switching to dry food?
** What happens to street gang members as they get older
When did mold become evil?**
The Crips found out when they took on the Dimorphic Fungi. :eek:
Really stupid phishing
Going Minimalist
So now they’re just sending you a link that says CLICK HERE TO GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY.
** Most depressing movie
Baking pork **
Well, I cried all through Fried Lasagna and Fried Lasagna II.
** When to clean crab
Baking pork**
Welcome to another exciting episode of “Non-kosher Cooking for Dummies”
** What happens to street gang members as they get older
Taking food to the local baker to bake in the oven: payment? **
“You bettter bake these donuts for free, dude, if you know what’s good for you.” 
Worst typo you ever made?
Was CERN’s Large Hadron Collider a financial failure?
I won’t tell you what the typo was. I’ll just say that penis ensued.
Heh! I looked through that second title looking for a typo and totally forgot that one, and I’ve made dozens of jokes about it myself. Way to go!