Most depressing movie
My wife’s bachelorette party?
**What happens when someone abandons a property and it falls into disrepair?
Home invasion in Texas**
Beckdawrek is a bad, bad, bad person!
Home invasion in Texas
Bumping headlines on the Wikipedia home page.
There is a Did You Know item next to a picture with a caption pertaining to a different item on the list.
The item is
Did You Know … … that the jellyfish Sanderia malayensis has a life cycle that includes a number of different types of asexual reproduction?
And the picture caption is
The Duke of Windsor inspecting German troops in 1937
But the lines are arranged so the first item reads
Did You Know … … that the jellyfish Sanderia malayensis has a life cycle that includes a number of German troops in 1937
** Mississippi state flag
Frozen Alligators, Anyone?
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I give up, which state flag IS it that has frozen reptiles on it?
** Should we get a budgie?
Ask the trans woman.
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Well?
Should we?
** What happens when someone abandons a property and it falls into disrepair?
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
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** is it illegal to talk to the driver while the bus is in motion?
Physics problem - mass of a container plus its contents **
Taken together, the mass of a bus and all its passengers is equal to the outrage that will ensue if it goes off a bridge, because you were yakking with the driver about cellphone apps. :mad:
** What one food would you put in your “people feeder” to attract the most and varied kind of people?
Would you want to own a bar?
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Kodos: I don’t understand. All the people we get in here are drunk!
** Frozen Dopers: Who is caught in the 2019 Polar Vortex and freezing their tushies off?
Why won’t my toilets flush?**
Because the polar vortex is causing the water to spin backwards.
** The temperature is negative 7 °F, not minus 7 °F!
Should we get a budgie?**
Like the canary in the coal mine, if a budgie freezes into a statue in your living room, it’s time to turn up the thermostat.
What are the lowest and highest temperatures you have experienced?
Does the government often fabricate statistics?
Once I experienced 139F in Libya, but I think it was the government fabricating statistics!
**The temperature is -45
“Well, I won’t be going back to THAT restaurant any time soon!” **
What do you get out of hashtags/Twitter?
Netbook recommendations?
And I use Facebook Likes to see what car I should buy.
what was this California juice drink from the 1980s?
Fondue with broth
Sounds yummy!
** Would you want to own a bar?
Constantly feeling like you “should be doing something else”. **
He says “Bill, I believe this is killing me.”
As the smile rang away from his face.
“And I’m sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place.”
** How is the bump stock ban supported by law?
“Well, I won’t be going back to THAT restaurant any time soon!”**
They’re limiting my rate of fire, and the portions are so small. 
** Visiting West TX an NM - Tell me where to go!
Let’s Talk About Fancy Mattresses! **
Well, the Days Inn in Odessa has a selection of Simmons Beautyrest that can’t be beat. But for my money, check into the Motel 6 in Fort Davis and ask for the room with Magic Fingers. 
Who Else is Caught in the Polar Vortez and Frezzing Their Tushies Off?
Why Won’t My Toilets Flush?
Sounds painful…
Freezing. Sheesh. Also I have a hard time doing bold font on my phone.