Why is America so fat?
Strange bird behavior
There’s a raven who keeps bringing me Moon Pies, and I can’t get him to stop. 
My vision is getting worse, possible causes
Why does my dog smell like pee?
That big fuzzy white thing? That wasn’t the toilet, that was Towser.
Examples of inventions that seem like a good idea but turned out to be worthless
“Fun” Cremation Urns
They weren’t really that much fun.
** Northwest Passage question
Why is America so fat?**
We could’ve squeezed through, if it wasn’t for that last quarter-pounder. 
**long-term residents in hotels
Who is this coffee-spitting woman? **
The difficult lives of the itinerant proletariat.
**Why you cannot take someone else’s ball(s) and go home
Tourist unaware of the first rule of Australia **
First rule of Australia: Keep your hands to yourself!
**What is the “statute of limitations” for expressing condolences for someone’s loss of a loved one?
“Fun” Cremation Urns
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Cowboy Action Shooting Question
Best place to purchase Euros?
That was a key plot element in “The Good, The Bad, and the Mediocre Exchange Rate”. God, I hate these modern remakes. :mad:
Why is America so fat?
Strange bird behavior
“It’s still hungry…and I’ve been stuffing worms into it all day.”
Still a better plot than Episode 1.
Why is America so fat?
Very Large Microchips
But they’re so damn good.
WA senator says nurses probably play cards much of the day
Washington State senator is an idiot!
Yes. Yes, she is.
(Those two threads are, in fact, actually about the same remark by the same state senator from Washington.)
** Incel question
Do you trust your dentist?**
No, 'cause his first name is Chad.
** Pharmaceutical commercials.
Help me pick a new name**
Eliquis if it’s a boy, Keytruda if it’s a girl.
** What are you proud of today?
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
I’m a Super Hero!**
I don’t care who plays Threadkiller in the upcoming blockbuster movie, as long as it isn’t Will Ferrell.
**So, how do we deal with retaliation if impeached?
I have bees.
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Oooh, diabolical. I like it!
Separated by one:
** Do you trust your dentist?
My dentist told me “You don’t have cancer”
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What are you proud of today?
Washington State senator is an idiot!
Ha! Take THAT, Oregonian Morans!
How Do You Define ‘e’?
Ch]
Chalking Tires
It’s the derivative of the curve when you’re Ch-chalking tires.
** Worst episode of Seinfeld is…
The FULL Caesars dog food commercial
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It’s about NOTHING!
“No dog food for you!”
– The Dog Food Nazi
**I have bees.
I’m thinking I want to start smelling nicer
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Try to avoid smelling like a flower…