Cases where a populace has panicked
Back when cell phones were forbidden in hospitals “because they interfered with equipment”…
I think the populace panicked about cell phones.
** Movies that don’t care that the replacement doesn’t at all Resemble the Original
“I never saw the movie, but I read the Mad parody”]b]
And they pointed out the replacement did not at all resemble the original
** Were the any ways in which “the olden days” were better than today?
What are your dearest pieces of old electric/electronical hardware?**
Nothing beats listening to “Come Josephine In My Flying Machine” on my Victrola, though they give me funny looks at the airport. 
** “Fun” Cremation Urns
I’m a Super Hero!**
AshMan rescues another boring funeral.
What do you wake up to?
Uber Dreams
** The sitting president of the United States of America tweeted this…
The knives make me sad.**
That’s one of the saner things he’s tweeted recently. :eek:
** Ride a wild horse …
Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm
**
These would be SOOOOOOO much better if reversed…
** Movies with ‘Quitting a Job’ as the Main Theme
Public information films
**
[Silhouette of row of seat backs in foreground. Old, tattered 16 mm sound film begins to play, flutteringly, with titles saying “Encyclopedia Brittanica Films presents…”. Silhouette of Mike and the 'bots entering and sitting down]
Crow: Another Educational film! Yay!
Title: “Quitting your job”
Tom Servo: “The Richard Nixon Story”
**The Falsetto Playlist
Explain the Eurovision Song Competition to me
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**Strange bird behavior
Flight of the Phoenix - was the improvised rescue plane possible?
**
**What’s For Dinner? (spring '19 edition)
Let’s talk “steak au poivre”.
**
“Hey! This steak au poivre has pepper all over it!”
** Incel question
What do you wake up to?**
Probably a tossup between “Jessie’s Girl” and “Every Breath You Take”.
The sitting president of the United States of America tweeted this…
What Shall I do in Halifax NS?
It obviously wasn’t written by him.
You’re Invited! But, Is This Tacky?
Head halter or front ring harness for large, enthusiastic dog – which is better?
Neither: they’re both tacky if you require your guests to wear them.
** What’s in your medicine cabinet?
“Fun” Cremation Urns**
Be prepared! That’s the Boy Scouts Marching Song
Be prepared! As through life you march along*
*Tom Lehrer
** Ride a wild horse …
Critter Cam out back.
What Shall I do in Halifax NS?
I didn’t listen
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**More music like this?
Explain the Eurovision Song Competition to me
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** Chalking Tires
Spacesaver spare tire specifics
**
Using chalk doesn’t save you any space; neither does leaving it off.
** Which Hell would be worse for you?
How has the Trump administration negatively affected you?**
It’s been hell.
I usually don’t approve of obscenities on clothing, but…
What Shall I do in Halifax NS?
Wearing a “Fuck Halifax” sweatshirt gets you a 20% discount at all the best restaurants.