California synagogue shooting (breaking)
In which Sicks Ate does a thing that ends up costing him $12,500.
Did they take away his permit too? 
** Appalling Sanitary Practices of the Middle Ages
I would like to see a new term for Universal Health Care/Coverage**
Yeah, that’s kind of a turn-off. And it’s not going to be reassuring to have oxcarts passing by the O.R. with shouts of “Bring out your dead!”.
** NJ high school does a play version of Alien
shall I go see a Broadway play?
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Why bother, when you can go to a High School in New Jersey and watch Alien?
** Have we finally hit a wall as a species?
Drywall repair: Arrrrghhhh**
You wouldn’t have to repair it if you didn’t keep hitting it.
Just spotted this pair:
**Beckdawrek and the Siamese and a bad, bad, bad adventure!
Why do women feel a need to tell me their troubles?
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** is there any way to develop a “support system” when you’re middle-aged and “set in your ways”?
Grandchildlandia!**
They won’t think you’re set in your ways.
** Were the any ways in which “the olden days” were better than today?
The Future is Always “Worse”**
Well thanks, Grandpa. Anyone else want to weigh in?
** The Future is Always “Worse”
Drywall repair: Arrrrghhhh
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Back in My Day, Drywall Repair used to be easy!
** For Those who Know: How Satisfying is Prostitution?
The Future is Always “Worse”**
Except if it’s Arcturian, then it’s always satisfying.
What sucks about packing for a trip, for you?
Kamala owns a gun "for personal safety"
And it sucks when she has to pack it.
** Dr. Phil just roasted my college…
I Find Your Lack Of Candy Disturbing**
Make a note: next time Dr. Phil is the commencement speaker, better stock up on jelly beans and Snickers bars.
** Movies you’ve seen recently (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6)
Vodka slushie**
Perfect name for a movie about a Russian serial killer.
Movies set primarily in bars
Vodka slushie
Perfect name for a movie about a Russian serial killer who picks up his victims in bars.
** Commercials you don’t hate
shall I go see a Broadway play?
Again with the annoying commercials!**
“We’ll be back with Act Two of “Long Day’s Journey Into Night” after the cast performs these messages from Geico, Sprint and Vito’s Genuine New York Pizza.”
Am I the only one who dislikes more pizza toppings than likes?
Rare books
I definitely dislike pizza toppings more than I like rare books.
Speculate as to why my laptop’s dead?
Loose fill asbestos
It’s pretty nasty stuff.
**I replicated my cat
In which Sicks Ate does a thing that ends up costing him $12,500.
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Really, you could have just got another cat for free from the pound.
**Could I drive to Russia? (North America to Russia)
Speculate on what happened to my truck**
I speculate that it fell into the Bering Strait.
** Lost my job, our nanny quit, so now I have to take my own kids to school like some jerk!
Long Rant about My Now Ex Roommate.**
** Poor designs in everyday life
Tell me about your colonoscopy**
In the butt, Bob